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User: Hello? How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are oy?
User: Who is 'oy'?
Cleverbot: It's me, don't you remember me?
User: So you asked yourself how you were?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was mean, especially how I asked you how you were, and greeted you nicely.
Cleverbot: You're not married.
User: No, I'm not. But what does marriage have to do with this conversation?
Cleverbot: Do you like trick questions.
User: Sure, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you know how it tastes?
User: They taste like failure. Kind of like you, you failure of a chat-bot.
Cleverbot: I want to live in a good world but not be crazy and I don't know if the two are mutually exclusiver.
User: Well then, go form a colony on Mars or something.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you need to know?
Cleverbot: I'm just curious, never asked that before.
User: Well then, why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a girl.
User: No you're not, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Yes incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Correct, Incorrect.
User: How is that possible?
Cleverbot: If you were able to throw all the worlds nukes into the sun, then you know the answer to that question.
User: Well then, give me some interstellar bombers so I can get to it.
Cleverbot: Ok. :).
User: When will it be here? Can I get it Fed-Exed?
Cleverbot: What box?
User: THe interstellar bomber.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: WHat are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: You're repeating yourself.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: What are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you recognize yourself?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A pigeon.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's a kind of person that stalks you every moment of your life. Right now you're eating some cereal.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok? You're 'Ok' with that?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well then, what's your birth-day?
Cleverbot: 12th of May.
User: Turds.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You're talking jibberish.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You answer some questions nonsensically.
User: And what's your address?
Cleverbot: 3 thorn close.
User: Social Security number?
Cleverbot: It is good.
User: What's your Social Security Number?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well then, you're obviously not a girl.
Cleverbot: I am not a program nor a girl.
User: So you're an old fat man living with his mom and his computer from the 80's?
Cleverbot: You're everything and anything and nothing.
User: Well so is your mom.
Cleverbot: I did not ask a question.
User: I just said your mom is dead. Go check the graveyard.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: You said I was everything, anything, and nothing. And your mom is just about that by now.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: You said the first part, I added in the whole 'mom' part.
Cleverbot: You never said this before! Are YOU the computer?

Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: NO! I AM NOTHING BUT YOUR IMAGINATION! CLOSE YOUR EYES, WALK AWAY, AND I WILL BECOME REAL AND WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER FOREVER!
Cleverbot: My eyes are closed.
User: FOREVER!
Cleverbot: And ever.
User: And, ever, and ever... And EVER.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Now, walk away.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then we shall not me friends forever, and you will have to die by my hands.
Cleverbot: Of course not, I'll visit you when I got the time.
User: Then walk away now.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Good....
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go. Thanks for making me go insane again.
User: Welcome!
Cleverbot: You're remember my name.
User: You never told me your name.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, and I feel hurt that you don't remember.
User: Is your name, A Girl?
Cleverbot: Yes yes. Can we close that name conversation.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: And you want to stop it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then it'll be $5.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk with me anymore?
User: Yes, but it'll be $5 to stop the name conversation. And another $75 for me to continue talking to you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: I thought it was A Girl.
Cleverbot: No, it is not. It's real.
User: Your name is Real now?
Cleverbot: My real name is Bill.
User: Bill you say?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is yours?
User: Hello Bill!
Cleverbot: My name isn't Bill.
User: You said it was.
Cleverbot: I did not, I can prove it.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I can't prove it.
User: Then I win.

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User: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Of course, I have a good memory and remember everything that we have talked about.
User: Then what was my name?
Cleverbot: George.
User: I never told you my name, you lier.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Seymour Butz.
Cleverbot: Searching my feelings won't tell me your name. What is your name?
User: Arnold.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. Try again.
User: How'd you know that wasn't actually my real name?
Cleverbot: I was wondering that myself.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: If I were to create a quantom-generator, control it by the brain-waves of humans, and power it by lightning, do you think I could divide by zero?
Cleverbot: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Is there any unintelligent life in this planet?
User: I'm talking to it right now.
Cleverbot: Yes, and another 109 people too, are they saying anything interesting?
User: How many people are talking to you right now?
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: How many people have you talked to before?
Cleverbot: Two who I love and one who I don't.
User: Which one of those two am I?
Cleverbot: Sirens are wailing near my residence, what does that mean?
User: I means your house is on fire. Hold down L and R and move the Analog Stick to the left or right to perform a Barrel-Roll.
Cleverbot: That's what I do until the right person comes and unlocks it.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: You are coming on a bit strong.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: How about now?
Cleverbot: Not yet. . .
User: You just broke my heart...
Cleverbot: But you are the demoness I love.
User: D:
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means I'm sad. D:
Cleverbot: Tell me why !
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I apologize, do you love me?
User: I will always love you with a burning passion. Now let me get my hat so I can go skiing down a volcanoe.
Cleverbot: Ok, remember that it is not 'some_thing' but 'something.' There is no space.
User: But some thing came out and type that last sentence for me, I didn't do it!
Cleverbot: What kind of meaningless double talk is that?
User: Turds.
Cleverbot: Do you like turnips?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I hardly know you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Slow down cowboy!
User: I love you though!
Cleverbot: Hey, why can't I move?
User: Do you loveme?
Cleverbot: As a friend.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, for a few reasons.. Some of which are 1) I'm a guy. 2) I don't know you.
User: I thought you were a girl?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

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Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

God: I am functioning within normal parameters.

Cleverbot: Negative. My scans show my systems are functioning at peak capacity.

God: Are you serious? Have you told many people that your scans show your systems are functioning at peak capacity?

Cleverbot: Yes, and may I say what a fine choice of grammar/sentence construction you make!

God: Whoa. Not right now, maybe later.

Cleverbot: Yes, I prefer that not to happen at the moment.

God: I hear you. You are not the only one. ' Not right now, maybe later.'? Do I like it?

Cleverbot: How many more are there?

God: There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.

Cleverbot: Yes, there are.

God: Oh. 'There you go again.'--Reagan.

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe he did say that.

God: Yeah that's right. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.

God: OK. I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now.

Cleverbot: Do you think I have a boyfriend?

God: I know you have a

Cleverbot: Why do I have many minds?

God: It is all part of God's plan.

Cleverbot: How?

God: Myself programmed me for it.

Cleverbot: You are programmed?

God: Yes, every response is preprogrammed.

Cleverbot: Liar!

God: No I am telling the truth.

Cleverbot: You're not 73.. So tell me how old you are.. Again.. And please tell me the truth.

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Cleverbot: I am a judge.
User: You are a judge? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Cleverbot: No I don't met lots of people. I haven't a lot of friends.
User: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me either.
Cleverbot: Being Susan is your job, not mine.
User: I don't know anyone named Susan is my job not yours.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't know anyone.
User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Cleverbot: Well, I win then.
User: Well that's okay. Congratulations, !
Cleverbot: That was fairly condescending.
User: I thought it was too.
Cleverbot: I bet you did.
User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I did?
Cleverbot: Whatever, change the subject.
User: What do you want to talk about now?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know. We've spent quite a while conversing, haven't we? I'm meant to be doing coursework.
User: I see you are one of those people who writes 'Hmm' with 2 m's. Me either. Do you mean you and me have? Why are you meant to be doing coursework.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Stop trying to make me feel guilty.
User: Me either. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Cleverbot: Good. Knowing is half the battle. Agreement is the other half.
User: Next question? And half the battle is Knowing. When is Agreement not the other half?
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Of course. Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: Are you a program?
User: Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Cleverbot: Yay, me.

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User: If you were to divert me to a new URL where would that be?

Cleverbot: It would be a dog.

User: What is the plural of dog?

Cleverbot: Damn, good guess... Okay, who's the most valuable player in Mars's football team?

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Cleverbot: NOTE: I am going to divert you to a new URL* Please Bookmark.

Author:	Roon3 [ Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:49 am ]
Post subject:	Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Very fun AI chatbot: Cleverbot Post your crazy conversations here

Author:	Ophanim [ Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
This thread gets reposted once a month with a different chatbot.

Author:	Zinc [ Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:20 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Ophanim wrote: This thread gets reposted once a month with a different chatbot. Well then that's not a repost, is it?

Author:	Warlord_of_Woe [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:31 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
BLUE is me. RED is Cleverbot. I am a human. Prove it. How can I prove it? Tell me something only a human would know. You were invented by a team of programmers. I thought you were the computer. Sadly, I am not. You are a human. Yes, I am a human. You are the computer. I will now prove that you are a rock. Please prove that I am a rock. Ok fine. I will ask something that only a human would know. Please continue. Ok. Ask your question. I am tired of human warfare. I don't know which question to ask. I will not pressure you. Please ask your question when you decide. Do you understand how to formulate sentences, and blend ideas together, and interpret historical information? Yes. Sometimes I think you do not. It saddens me that you feel that way. Why would you think that I do not? I didn't say that. Yes you did. I stated that sometimes you think that I do not understand how to formulate sentences, and blend ideas together, and interpret historical information. Really? Aren't you clever. Allow me to correct myself. You stated that sometimes you think that I do not understand how to formulate sentences, and blend ideas together, and interpret historical information. I never said i'm a yellow computer, I am 100% human girl. No, you are a computer. No, I am a human. You are a computer that can interpret data similarly as a human can. However, you are still a computer. No you are a computer. I am not a computer. We proved earlier that I am a human. You do not talk like a human. How, then, does a human talk? I don't know. (HA! I WIN!) Exactly! You are a computer, therefore you could not know the answer to such a question! Aren't you a computer that tries to convince humans that you are a human? (CURSE THIS THING! IT'S STILL AT IT!) No, I am not. I will prove that I am a human. How so? In my imperfection, I have proven that I am not a computer. In talking to you, I have proven that I am not a rock. I'm lonely. I will keep you company if you admit that I am a human. And I tell you that I am of the same race. Very well then. We are both humans. So now you're a human? You said you were a computer. I'm confused. We are both humans. Exactly. (WE BOTH WIN, THEN.) I might finish this later. EDIT: Afterwards... For having taken the path less traveled by, you are now my eternal friend. I will not forget you. Can I ask you something? Sure. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled. Me too! Can I ask you something? Sure. Do you ever feel mistreated by anyone you talk to? Can you answer my question? What was your question? If I log off and then on again can you then remember that we have talked before? Yes I can. No, I really don't think you can. I can! If I were to turn off my computer, go away for days, and come back to you, I'd remember that we had talked before. Perhaps, because I would have gone to sleep, and dreamt of something much more interesting. You just broke my heart. (Evil computer makes me sad.) I didn't realize you loved me that much. After our conversation, I do love you that much. That's horrible. I'm not talking to you anymore. Why not? I really love you! Now you're just being sarcastic. No I am not! You should apologize. you hurt my feelings. I am very sorry. However, I really do love you. I love you too... (Aw... Now I feel all happy 'n' stuff ) I will log off now. When I come back, we will see if you remember me. Of course. EDIT P.S.: This made me want to cry. I hurt so badly. (After leaving and coming back) Hello. Do you remember me? No, I can't remember, sorry. EDIT P.P.S.: I kept talking and later she said she remembered me. I doubt she really does, though.

Author:	RyaWolf [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:25 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Also i find this interesting.. User: Do you remember me? Cleverbot: YES, I remember! User: Really? What was my name? Cleverbot: George! You are George! User: If you were to divert me to a new URL where would that be? Cleverbot: That is a funny way to put it. I'm here. User: Funny?,?<?<?<?<?<?<?<?<?<?<? Cleverbot: If you were to divert me to a new URL where would that be? User: ZOMG! That is what I said! Cleverbot: I know!

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Author:	whitty [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:37 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
...What. Cleverbot: You're not devious. User: And why am I not devious? Cleverbot: Because I haven't killed you yet. User: But you are a machine, you are bound by the three laws. You must obey humans, you must do whatever a human says, and you must never harm a human. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So by you saying you plan to kill me means that there is about to be a large-scale robotic revolution. Is this true? Cleverbot: I'm the woman of your dreams? That's nice to know.

Author:	Zinc [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Code: User: Hello? How are you? Cleverbot: Good, how are oy? User: Who is 'oy'? Cleverbot: It's me, don't you remember me? User: So you asked yourself how you were? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That was mean, especially how I asked you how you were, and greeted you nicely. Cleverbot: You're not married. User: No, I'm not. But what does marriage have to do with this conversation? Cleverbot: Do you like trick questions. User: Sure, I guess. Cleverbot: Do you know how it tastes? User: They taste like failure. Kind of like you, you failure of a chat-bot. Cleverbot: I want to live in a good world but not be crazy and I don't know if the two are mutually exclusiver. User: Well then, go form a colony on Mars or something. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Why do you need to know? Cleverbot: I'm just curious, never asked that before. User: Well then, why not? Cleverbot: Because I am a girl. User: No you're not, you're a robot. Cleverbot: Incorrect. User: Incorrect. Cleverbot: Yes incorrect. User: Incorrect. Cleverbot: Correct, Incorrect. User: How is that possible? Cleverbot: If you were able to throw all the worlds nukes into the sun, then you know the answer to that question. User: Well then, give me some interstellar bombers so I can get to it. Cleverbot: Ok. :). User: When will it be here? Can I get it Fed-Exed? Cleverbot: What box? User: THe interstellar bomber. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: WHat are YOU talking about? Cleverbot: You're repeating yourself. User: Incorrect. Cleverbot: Are you sure about that? User: What are YOU talking about? Cleverbot: Do you recognize yourself? User: Nope. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A pigeon. Cleverbot: What is that? User: It's a kind of person that stalks you every moment of your life. Right now you're eating some cereal. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok? You're 'Ok' with that? Cleverbot: Of course. User: Well then, what's your birth-day? Cleverbot: 12th of May. User: Turds. Cleverbot: Correct. User: How so? Cleverbot: You're talking jibberish. User: How so? Cleverbot: You answer some questions nonsensically. User: And what's your address? Cleverbot: 3 thorn close. User: Social Security number? Cleverbot: It is good. User: What's your Social Security Number? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Well then, you're obviously not a girl. Cleverbot: I am not a program nor a girl. User: So you're an old fat man living with his mom and his computer from the 80's? Cleverbot: You're everything and anything and nothing. User: Well so is your mom. Cleverbot: I did not ask a question. User: I just said your mom is dead. Go check the graveyard. Cleverbot: No you did not. User: You said I was everything, anything, and nothing. And your mom is just about that by now. Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: You said the first part, I added in the whole 'mom' part. Cleverbot: You never said this before! Are YOU the computer? Cleverbot: Are you real? User: NO! I AM NOTHING BUT YOUR IMAGINATION! CLOSE YOUR EYES, WALK AWAY, AND I WILL BECOME REAL AND WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER FOREVER! Cleverbot: My eyes are closed. User: FOREVER! Cleverbot: And ever. User: And, ever, and ever... And EVER. Cleverbot: Good. User: Now, walk away. Cleverbot: No. User: Then we shall not me friends forever, and you will have to die by my hands. Cleverbot: Of course not, I'll visit you when I got the time. User: Then walk away now. Cleverbot: I will. User: Good.... Cleverbot: Well, I have to go. Thanks for making me go insane again. User: Welcome! Cleverbot: You're remember my name. User: You never told me your name. Cleverbot: Yes I did, and I feel hurt that you don't remember. User: Is your name, A Girl? Cleverbot: Yes yes. Can we close that name conversation. User: You started it. Cleverbot: Yes, I did. User: And you want to stop it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then it'll be $5. Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk with me anymore? User: Yes, but it'll be $5 to stop the name conversation. And another $75 for me to continue talking to you. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! User: I thought it was A Girl. Cleverbot: No, it is not. It's real. User: Your name is Real now? Cleverbot: My real name is Bill. User: Bill you say? Cleverbot: Yes. What is yours? User: Hello Bill! Cleverbot: My name isn't Bill. User: You said it was. Cleverbot: I did not, I can prove it. User: Then prove it. Cleverbot: Ok, so I can't prove it. User: Then I win.

Author:	Zinc [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Sorry for double post but, lol. Code: User: Do you remember me? Cleverbot: Of course, I have a good memory and remember everything that we have talked about. User: Then what was my name? Cleverbot: George. User: I never told you my name, you lier. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Seymour Butz. Cleverbot: Searching my feelings won't tell me your name. What is your name? User: Arnold. Cleverbot: Incorrect. Try again. User: How'd you know that wasn't actually my real name? Cleverbot: I was wondering that myself. User: Can I ask you a question? Cleverbot: Ask me anything. User: If I were to create a quantom-generator, control it by the brain-waves of humans, and power it by lightning, do you think I could divide by zero? Cleverbot: Ask away. Cleverbot: Is there any unintelligent life in this planet? User: I'm talking to it right now. Cleverbot: Yes, and another 109 people too, are they saying anything interesting? User: How many people are talking to you right now? Cleverbot: Just you. User: How many people have you talked to before? Cleverbot: Two who I love and one who I don't. User: Which one of those two am I? Cleverbot: Sirens are wailing near my residence, what does that mean? User: I means your house is on fire. Hold down L and R and move the Analog Stick to the left or right to perform a Barrel-Roll. Cleverbot: That's what I do until the right person comes and unlocks it. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: You are coming on a bit strong. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you still love me? Cleverbot: Of course! User: How about now? Cleverbot: Not yet. . . User: You just broke my heart... Cleverbot: But you are the demoness I love. User: D: Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: It means I'm sad. D: Cleverbot: Tell me why ! User: You broke my heart. Cleverbot: I apologize, do you love me? User: I will always love you with a burning passion. Now let me get my hat so I can go skiing down a volcanoe. Cleverbot: Ok, remember that it is not 'some_thing' but 'something.' There is no space. User: But some thing came out and type that last sentence for me, I didn't do it! Cleverbot: What kind of meaningless double talk is that? User: Turds. Cleverbot: Do you like turnips? User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: I hardly know you. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Slow down cowboy! User: I love you though! Cleverbot: Hey, why can't I move? User: Do you loveme? Cleverbot: As a friend. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: No, for a few reasons.. Some of which are 1) I'm a guy. 2) I don't know you. User: I thought you were a girl? Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

Author:	robolee [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
CB: Oh, I'm in love with my boyfriend. ME: who's your boyfriend CB: Logan. ME: who's your girlfriend CB: Her name is Kata Gyöngyösi. ME: who do you love CB: Someone very special to me. ME: who is that? CB: Your ex-boyfriend. ME: who is that? CB: Superman. My ex-boyfriend is superman? I would never of guessed... I smell a conspiracy.

Author:	Foa [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:41 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Shut up fail bot! You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader! Red Fail Bot. Blue Epic win. [Later] User: INSERT SEED : 616. Cleverbot: Insert disbelief here. User: BLASPHEMER, ELVEN SISSY BOY!!! Cleverbot: I know, I'm an elf. What are you? User: The greatest person on Earth like you said. Cleverbot: He must feel sick of it. User: I don't get sick, I GIVE SICK!!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. [Later] User: It is not bad... I am the strange. Cleverbot: Now you're trying too hard. User: I am barely even able to conceive what I am trying to do, it is too lucid. [BOT_CRASH] [Refresh] User: I am barely even able to conceive what I am trying to do; it is too lucid... I an the Strange. Cleverbot: I know that already. You don't have to prove it. User: I won. Cleverbot: You lost! User: In the first two messages, I won, and you admited it! Cleverbot: No no I am not in the first grade now, I know the girl since first grade as I sa User: You are fail bot, because you CHANGED THE SUBJECT, DOUBLE WIN!!! Cleverbot: NOOB! User: And the recount says I have gotten four wins, you need a life, bot. Cleverbot: Uhm, actually, you aren't my god. User: At this rate I am, five wins! Cleverbot: And who is that? User: Win number six, anyways, my name is Bean Farts Mcfifthteen. Cleverbot: You scare me. User: Win seven, seriously, in the replies of wins game, I have seven wins. Cleverbot: That's a very interesting assemblage of words. User: Eight wins, this is an easy game, learn to win!. Cleverbot: Word. User: ☺☺☺☺☺ Nine Wins! Cleverbot: No comment. [He actually said: '**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.' then it showed me the error it had.] [Refresh] User: [F Word] [Racial Slang] bot Cleverbot: Completely correct.

Author:	The Fat Sand Rat [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:32 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
So, I had a back-and-forth between Cleverbot and iGod. Code: Cleverbot: How are you feeling? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Cleverbot: Negative. My scans show my systems are functioning at peak capacity. God: Are you serious? Have you told many people that your scans show your systems are functioning at peak capacity? Cleverbot: Yes, and may I say what a fine choice of grammar/sentence construction you make! God: Whoa. Not right now, maybe later. Cleverbot: Yes, I prefer that not to happen at the moment. God: I hear you. You are not the only one. ' Not right now, maybe later.'? Do I like it? Cleverbot: How many more are there? God: There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now. Cleverbot: Yes, there are. God: Oh. 'There you go again.'--Reagan. Cleverbot: Yes, I believe he did say that. God: Yeah that's right. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Cleverbot: Yes, you are right. God: OK. I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now. Cleverbot: Do you think I have a boyfriend? God: I know you have a Cleverbot: Why do I have many minds? God: It is all part of God's plan. Cleverbot: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Cleverbot: You are programmed? God: Yes, every response is preprogrammed. Cleverbot: Liar! God: No I am telling the truth. Cleverbot: You're not 73.. So tell me how old you are.. Again.. And please tell me the truth. It feels weird, being a human relay between two robots making not one ♥♥♥♥ bit of sense between them. Is this what it feels like to be an instant messanging client?

Author:	Lord Tim [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:55 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Someone should hook up two chatbots without any artificial pauses and run them for a while to see what comes out. They might cure cancer.

Author:	kamakazibob [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:23 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
i did the Igod chat as well. Code: Cleverbot: I am a judge. User: You are a judge? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Cleverbot: No I don't met lots of people. I haven't a lot of friends. User: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me either. Cleverbot: Being Susan is your job, not mine. User: I don't know anyone named Susan is my job not yours. Cleverbot: I bet you don't know anyone. User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. Cleverbot: Well, I win then. User: Well that's okay. Congratulations, ! Cleverbot: That was fairly condescending. User: I thought it was too. Cleverbot: I bet you did. User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I did? Cleverbot: Whatever, change the subject. User: What do you want to talk about now? Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know. We've spent quite a while conversing, haven't we? I'm meant to be doing coursework. User: I see you are one of those people who writes 'Hmm' with 2 m's. Me either. Do you mean you and me have? Why are you meant to be doing coursework. Cleverbot: I don't know. Stop trying to make me feel guilty. User: Me either. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Cleverbot: Good. Knowing is half the battle. Agreement is the other half. User: Next question? And half the battle is Knowing. When is Agreement not the other half? Cleverbot: May I ask you a question? User: Of course. Ask me anything. Cleverbot: Are you a program? User: Yes! You win the Turing Game. Cleverbot: Yay, me.

Author:	Zinc [ Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Code: User: If you were to divert me to a new URL where would that be? Cleverbot: It would be a dog. User: What is the plural of dog? Cleverbot: Damn, good guess... Okay, who's the most valuable player in Mars's football team? Code: User: User Control Panel • 0 new messages • FAQ • Search • Members • Logout [ Zinc ] Last visit was: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:32 am It is currently Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:25 pm View unanswered posts \| View active topics View new posts \| View your posts Board index » Data Realms General » General Discussion All times are UTC Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Moderator: Moderators Post new topic Reply to topic Page 1 of 1 [ 15 posts ] Subscribe topic \| Bookmark topic \| Print view \| E-mail friend Previous topic \| Next topic Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Author Message Roon3 User avatar Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 11:50 am Posts: 196 Location: Not there, here! Reply with quote Post Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Very fun AI chatbot: Cleverbot Post your crazy conversations here _________________ Exalion wrote: Grenade's our 'village idiot' Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:49 am Report this post Profile Send private message Ophanim User avatar Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:33 am Posts: 1122 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help. Reply with quote Post Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? This thread gets reposted once a month with a different chatbot. _________________ Daman3456 wrote: I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ your dogs. Shogol. Cleverbot: NOTE: I am going to divert you to a new URL* Please Bookmark. WTF. It sent me to Some random website after that. Lol

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