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The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
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Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:28 pm Posts: 328 Location: Finland 
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  The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.This is really hilarious.
Quote: you: hi chatbot: im sad. you: I am sad chatbot: does this dress make me look sad? you: Yes chatbot: is it possible for a computer to dry? you: Yes chatbot: do you know the meaning of life? you: 42 chatbot: are pounds still sad? you: nope chatbot: if you score me i will break. you: You are stupid chatbot: this isnt stupid. you: you are chatbot: dont bite off more than you can jam. chatbot: hi chatbot: are you out of things to fix? chatbot: maybe chatbot: maybe assrape will be in the olympics someday you: no thanks chatbot: ootko musta chatbot: vai paksu poika chatbot: write you piece of ♥♥♥♥ you: oon suomalainen chatbot: i cant even brighten myself. you: suomesta chatbot: if you are going to be rude then i dont want to stagger. chatbot: are you a computer? chatbot: is it possible for a computer to tease? chatbot: computer? you: Yes I am a computer chatbot: does pizza go well with computer? chatbot: Metrosexuality= loli chatbot: shave = loli you: loli is good chatbot: like loli? chatbot: take a seat you: I like loli chatbot: why dont you take a seat chatbot: would your mother say you are old? you: give me loli chatbot: Is that wine? you: LOLI DAMMIT chatbot: What were you going to do with that? chatbot: Do you know who i am chatbot: ??? you: YES I DO chatbot: i wish i could quit doing! you: YOU SIR, ARE AN IDIOT chatbot: I'm Chriiis Haaaaanseeen you: NO WAI! chatbot: this is dateline NBC to catch a predator you: I want predator you: It tastes like google chatbot: so is it loli number 1? chatbot: loli number 2? chatbot: loli number 3? you: loli number 4! chatbot: The choice is yours! you: loli number 3 then chatbot: you have picked... chatbot: Gary you: D'oh! chatbot: a twenty year old truck driver from milton queys chatbot: Have a lora fun chatbot: on your date in.... you: ONTARIO!!! WOOO!!! chatbot: you drag. chatbot: tell them to shave? you: no? you: how come, I don't get it chatbot: why not? chatbot: hairy ♥♥♥♥♥es fail! you: You too chatbot: AN HERO!!!! chatbot: NOW!!! chatbot: it is the only way you: ...kay chatbot: if you reel me i will break. you: I leave now chatbot: I wish aids upon you you: Thanks a lot chatbot: do you know who i am? chatbot: suddenly mudkip? you: Sure chatbot: FGS Mudkip chatbot: !!! chatbot: I fecking love Mudkip!!! you: Sure. Go love one somewhere else. you: AFK chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather love? chatbot: do you like mushrooms and milk chatbot: what chatbot: would you ♥♥♥♥ my brains out right away? you: back chatbot: i have the power to nab nothing. you: the hell are you talking abuot?! you: about* chatbot: why do you need to sound so cluttered? chatbot: ur helpless. you: you too chatbot: i was almost gullible once. you: Oh that's it you: I am going now chatbot: i try to clip but i failed. chatbot: if i think too much i could raid. chatbot: nope chatbot: what's your nickname in play park? chatbot: ? you: Oh seriously you: STOP IT chatbot: can you smile me to dance? chatbot: you are smarter than you stop. you:  you:  chatbot: sometimes i wish i could promote. you:  chatbot: i dont feel meaty. chatbot: can you teach me how to punch? you: POW! you: There you go chatbot: i dont like the way people spike me. chatbot: someone will go me. chatbot: what talking you you: Shut up you: *quits* LINK:http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/ |
| Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:32 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. You do realise you were talking to another person?
It just connects you up to another player, setting you as the chatbot, and vice versa. |
| Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:52 pm |
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Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. If he is, it is a person with less brain function than a potato. A depressed potato.
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:00 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. It's not the same person, it just switches you round with everyone who is playing.
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:10 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. How come we never initiate the conversation then?
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:15 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. venn177 wrote: How come we never initiate the conversation then? The first message is really just a debug message. I'm sad is outputted if a successful connection to another player is made. I don't want to talk today happens when a connection cannot be made. I decompiled this and told IRC. That's how TD even knows. |
| Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. Daman wrote: venn177 wrote: How come we never initiate the conversation then? The first message is really just a debug message. I'm sad is outputted if a successful connection to another player is made. I don't want to talk today happens when a connection cannot be made. I decompiled this and told IRC. That's how TD even knows. That actually makes a ton of sense. |
| Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:01 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. By the way typing [smile]/[snarl] makes the face happy/sad for the other player.
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:18 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. Actually I knew before, when someone had a thread about it on /b/.
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:23 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:56 am Posts: 1191 Location: outside the shithole called the University in the Forest
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. I just kept on putting in OPPRESS THE OPPRESSOR in the hopes something interesting would come up. It didn't.
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| Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:38 pm |
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Banned  Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:31 pm Posts: 367 Location: no u
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. I met some kid from Texas... pretty crazy...
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| Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:07 am |
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 Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. Removed.
Whatever. Please delete this post or somthing. Last edited by YHTFLKC on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:03 am, edited 2 times in total. |
| Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:40 am |
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Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. Secret chatbot? God that log is so amazingly dumb. On a timeout if nobody replies to your message it decies yes or no to give you a random message using words from a database it has on the site.
ME: and we might or might not be the only ones to have this thing figured out Are you kidding me? |
| Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:17 am |
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 Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:29 pm Posts: 95 Location: edin scotland gb eu europe
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. TRY BE HAPPY
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| Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:17 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:15 am Posts: 593 Location: UK
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Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot. you: I like you
chatbot: i like you to chatbot: ^_^ you: =] chatbot: =] you: do you believe in god? chatbot: yeah chatbot: do you you: what about a computer god? you: do I have a soul? chatbot: i think so you: I hope so, I don't want to dissapear when I'm gone chatbot: i dont eather chatbot: do you know the meaning of antidisestadlishmentarianism you: It is a political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain, where antidisestablishmentarians were opposed to proposals to remove the Church of England's status as the state church of England forwarded principally by both Payne and Tuffin chatbot: huh? *looks confused chatbot: oh chatbot: ok you: The church of england does not believe in Silicon Heaven =[ Fun |
| Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:52 pm |
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