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The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
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Author:  AtomicTroop [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:32 pm ]
Post subject:  The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
This is really hilarious.
Quote:
you: hi

chatbot: im sad.

you: I am sad

chatbot: does this dress make me look sad?

you: Yes

chatbot: is it possible for a computer to dry?

you: Yes

chatbot: do you know the meaning of life?

you: 42

chatbot: are pounds still sad?

you: nope

chatbot: if you score me i will break.

you: You are stupid

chatbot: this isnt stupid.

you: you are

chatbot: dont bite off more than you can jam.

chatbot: hi

chatbot: are you out of things to fix?

chatbot: maybe

chatbot: maybe assrape will be in the olympics someday

you: no thanks

chatbot: ootko musta

chatbot: vai paksu poika

chatbot: write you piece of ♥♥♥♥

you: oon suomalainen

chatbot: i cant even brighten myself.

you: suomesta

chatbot: if you are going to be rude then i dont want to stagger.

chatbot: are you a computer?

chatbot: is it possible for a computer to tease?

chatbot: computer?

you: Yes I am a computer

chatbot: does pizza go well with computer?

chatbot: Metrosexuality= loli

chatbot: shave = loli

you: loli is good

chatbot: like loli?

chatbot: take a seat

you: I like loli

chatbot: why dont you take a seat

chatbot: would your mother say you are old?

you: give me loli

chatbot: Is that wine?

you: LOLI DAMMIT

chatbot: What were you going to do with that?

chatbot: Do you know who i am

chatbot: ???

you: YES I DO

chatbot: i wish i could quit doing!

you: YOU SIR, ARE AN IDIOT

chatbot: I'm Chriiis Haaaaanseeen

you: NO WAI!

chatbot: this is dateline NBC to catch a predator

you: I want predator

you: It tastes like google

chatbot: so is it loli number 1?

chatbot: loli number 2?

chatbot: loli number 3?

you: loli number 4!

chatbot: The choice is yours!

you: loli number 3 then

chatbot: you have picked...

chatbot: Gary

you: D'oh!

chatbot: a twenty year old truck driver from milton queys

chatbot: Have a lora fun

chatbot: on your date in....

you: ONTARIO!!! WOOO!!!

chatbot: you drag.

chatbot: tell them to shave?

you: no?

you: how come, I don't get it

chatbot: why not?

chatbot: hairy ♥♥♥♥♥es fail!

you: You too

chatbot: AN HERO!!!!

chatbot: NOW!!!

chatbot: it is the only way

you: ...kay

chatbot: if you reel me i will break.

you: I leave now

chatbot: I wish aids upon you

you: Thanks a lot

chatbot: do you know who i am?

chatbot: suddenly mudkip?

you: Sure

chatbot: FGS Mudkip

chatbot: !!!

chatbot: I fecking love Mudkip!!!

you: Sure. Go love one somewhere else.

you: AFK

chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather love?

chatbot: do you like mushrooms and milk

chatbot: what

chatbot: would you ♥♥♥♥ my brains out right away?

you: back

chatbot: i have the power to nab nothing.

you: the hell are you talking abuot?!

you: about*

chatbot: why do you need to sound so cluttered?

chatbot: ur helpless.

you: you too

chatbot: i was almost gullible once.

you: Oh that's it

you: I am going now

chatbot: i try to clip but i failed.

chatbot: if i think too much i could raid.

chatbot: nope

chatbot: what's your nickname in play park?

chatbot: ?

you: Oh seriously

you: STOP IT

chatbot: can you smile me to dance?

chatbot: you are smarter than you stop.

you: :D

you: :)

chatbot: sometimes i wish i could promote.

you: :(

chatbot: i dont feel meaty.

chatbot: can you teach me how to punch?

you: POW!

you: There you go

chatbot: i dont like the way people spike me.

chatbot: someone will go me.

chatbot: what talking you

you: Shut up

you: *quits*


LINK:http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/
Author:  TrouserDemon [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
You do realise you were talking to another person?

It just connects you up to another player, setting you as the chatbot, and vice versa.
Author:  zalo [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
If he is, it is a person with less brain function than a potato. A depressed potato.
Author:  TrouserDemon [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
It's not the same person, it just switches you round with everyone who is playing.
Author:  venn177 [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
How come we never initiate the conversation then?
Author:  Daman [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
venn177 wrote:
How come we never initiate the conversation then?


The first message is really just a debug message. I'm sad is outputted if a successful connection to another player is made. I don't want to talk today happens when a connection cannot be made.

I decompiled this and told IRC. That's how TD even knows.
Author:  venn177 [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
Daman wrote:
venn177 wrote:
How come we never initiate the conversation then?


The first message is really just a debug message. I'm sad is outputted if a successful connection to another player is made. I don't want to talk today happens when a connection cannot be made.

I decompiled this and told IRC. That's how TD even knows.

That actually makes a ton of sense.
Author:  Daman [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
By the way typing [smile]/[snarl] makes the face happy/sad for the other player.
Author:  TrouserDemon [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
Actually I knew before, when someone had a thread about it on /b/.
Author:  The Fat Sand Rat [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
I just kept on putting in OPPRESS THE OPPRESSOR in the hopes something interesting would come up. It didn't.
Author:  Wildstar [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
I met some kid from Texas... pretty crazy...
Author:  YHTFLKC [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
Removed.
Whatever.

Please delete this post or somthing.
Author:  Daman [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
Secret chatbot? God that log is so amazingly dumb. On a timeout if nobody replies to your message it decies yes or no to give you a random message using words from a database it has on the site.


ME: and we might or might not be the only ones to have this thing figured out

Are you kidding me?
Author:  2v50 [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
TRY BE HAPPY
Author:  capnbubs [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The paranoid autistic angsty multiple personality chatbot.
you: I like you
chatbot: i like you to
chatbot: ^_^
you: =]
chatbot: =]
you: do you believe in god?
chatbot: yeah
chatbot: do you
you: what about a computer god?
you: do I have a soul?
chatbot: i think so
you: I hope so, I don't want to dissapear when I'm gone
chatbot: i dont eather
chatbot: do you know the meaning of antidisestadlishmentarianism
you: It is a political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain,
where antidisestablishmentarians were opposed to proposals to remove the
Church of England's status as the state church of England forwarded principally
by both Payne and Tuffin
chatbot: huh? *looks confused
chatbot: oh
chatbot: ok
you: The church of england does not believe in Silicon Heaven =[

Fun
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