I will jump on this bandwagon, but I will do so with some semblance of quality. I will not take idiotic suggestions, so don't give them. I will use fairly good size images and posts.




"...Where am I? I think I may have amnesia!


How did I get here? Who is that?


All I remember is a Doctor Ben..or Breen...


...A huge nuclear sun inside an alien tower...


...And something about 'Pie'?


I think I can see a car, but the sun is in my eyes."

Current options:
-Figure out more about your dark and forgotten past, and who these dead people are;
-Check your pockets for useful things;
-Enter the car.

Check pockets.

You remember some of your dark Past, but then it suddenly hits you! This entire desert is filled to the surface with antlions! The probably ignored you because they thought you were dead. Antlions only eat people alive.

Make a mad dash for the Dune Buggy!

EDIT: or ? Click on the OPTIONS TAB then on SETTINGS.

Gmod? Couldn't you have at least.. disabled the tips boxes?

My Past...Well, I think what happened was-


OH GOD

Naw, just kidding.

REAL PLOT FOLLOWS


There are two dead bodies here, and I think this lady was shot


And someone smashed his head with a bottle. There is some blood and glass mixed into his hair.


There is nothing In my pockets, but In the car I did find a Soda Bottle with a ruined label, a Clipboard, and a Can. Awesome.


Choices:
-Take the mans gun;
-Try to escape in the car;
-Think harder on how I got here.

Take gun and think harder about the car, it may be rigged with explosives.

Well I don't remember much...The Car is safe though, I checked it.


I think I knew these people though, friends I suppose. I remember, right before we left, they had gotten into a fight over what we do when we get to the Coast. I remember that we were all running from something, but I don't know where the others are.

Check people's pockets, take gun.
Get into car drive in the direction that it is pointing.

Check people's pockets, take gun, examine contents of can/bottle, read paper on clipboard, check car's glovebox and trunk.

Is it just me or do his "choices" always end up being the intelligent thing to do. All of them. No choice.

So true.

That's basically what CYOA's have become, the author merely waits for someone to guess what happens next in the story.

Nothing against you Falcon X, this is one of, if not the best CYOA i've seen here.

He's three posts in. Little early innit?

Jesus christ its a antlion, get in the car!

No srsly, get in the car and look around where you could drive to.

:3

But seriously, thanks. I will try to fill it with elaboratly funny jokes, but for now I want to be a little serious, because CYOAs always turn idiotic in the first 3 pages.