<Melice|R|KUF|1>   since this worked last time...
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   I throw Bill at the lever and hope it activates it.
   <Bill|R|ASD|2_>   kill me!
   <FriendComputer>   The train flies at the fork. Bill is thrown out of the window, and is impaled on the lever. The fork turns the right way, and the train thunders along the right track.
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   there we go
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   Hah
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   am i still alive?
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   he is not dead I trust?
   <FriendComputer>   Yes.
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   HAHA!Q
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   aaarrrggghhh!
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   Lets leave him there.
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   ^
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   This
   <FriendComputer>   Bill sits in the dimly lit, lonely train station, screaming in pain and agony as the train with the last vestiges of civilization he'll ever see thunders off without him.

   <FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <FriendComputer>   no wait
   <FriendComputer>   RED'S TURN
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   *cries*
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   again
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   ol
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   kepp going forward
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   DUH
   <FriendComputer>   Well yeah that's automatic
   <FriendComputer>   but do you want to do anything else while you speed along to the destination three hours late and with a cargo of paintbloodshit and corpses after leaving your teammate behind?
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   No
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   I will
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   Jack off
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   Everywher
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   e
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   HAVE SO MANY BABIES
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   400 BABIES
   <FriendComputer>   Unfortunately, every Alpha Complex citizen takes hormone suppressants, and you are unable to do so.
   <FriendComputer>   BILL'S TURN
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   ♥♥♥♥
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   I scream ”KILL ME!!!"
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   thats about all i can do.
   <FriendComputer>   Your feeble attempts at screaming for a mercy kill are unheard by every happy citizen of Alpha Complex.
   <FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   I
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   I
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   i am an idiot
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   ummm
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   do nothing?
   <FriendComputer>   Well that's productive
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   I repair the window.
   <FriendComputer>   With what?
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   corpses
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   BLOOD
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   AND CORPSES
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   EVERYWHERE
   <Red|O|OVR|2>   CAT BLASTINGB
   <Bill|R|ASD|2>   bodies everywhere
   <FriendComputer>   You stuff the window with corpses just in time to not hear Bill screaming for help.
   <Melice|R|KUF|1>   YES!

FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   I grab both of the guns.
   <FriendComputer>   You already have one, so you just grab one of them
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   and I use patton's and my pistol on brendal in the heart
   <zalo>   TANSTAAFL
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   WhuT
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 17 on HEARTSHOOTISTRITUDE!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSS
   <FriendComputer>   You shoot him in the lungs!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   How big is Brendals breast, would it be considered bullet proof so I wouldn't want to shoot there?
   <FriendComputer>   You remind me that Brendal has boobs!
   <FriendComputer>   The laser bounces off and hits you in the face!
   <FriendComputer>   You fall over!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   LOL
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   FAIL
   <FriendComputer>   BRENDAL'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Awesome.
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   tear out melices eyes
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   and balls
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   NO
   =-=   cosmoandrew has changed the topic to “TOPICS”
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   pleaaaase
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Puppy eyes?
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   vengance will be mINE!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   *the look*
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 10
   <FriendComputer>   on
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Don't do it, jerry.
   <FriendComputer>   whatever
   <FriendComputer>   You find that you are unable to locate Melice because you have eaten your own eyes!
   <FriendComputer>   VLAD'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   YES
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   GODDAMNIT
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   Ride Brendal like a mechanical bull
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no.
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   You don't have a say in it
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   No
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 5 in IN-JOKISTRY!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <FriendComputer>   You punch yourself in the snout to establish superiority!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   AWESOME
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   LOL
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   I actually wanted to ride brendal you idiot
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   MAKE IT SO, COMMODORE
   <FriendComputer>   You rolled a 5, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   I break through the floor of the train
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   wait
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   whut
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   NO WAY MAN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   I cut off Brendal's boobs and throw them at her.
   <FriendComputer>   It goes Melice > Brendal > Vlad
   <FriendComputer>   lol
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   o wait
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   in the face.
   <FriendComputer>   oh
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   shitistry
   <FriendComputer>   oh jesus
   <FriendComputer>   YOU ROLL A 20 ON BOOBCUTTISTRY!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   OMG
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <zalo>   Here's how it goes: http://fc64.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/002/0/1/World_War_Two__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   ♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   What do you mean no, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? he rolled a 20
   <FriendComputer>   YOU LASER OFF THE BEAST'S BREASTS AND THROW THEM WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AT HER FACE!
   <cosmoandrew>   [17:09] <@cosmoandrew> "Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Comrades can lick too." She screams.
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <cosmoandrew>   [17:09] <@cosmoandrew> Father comes upstairs, takes belt off and beats her. Moral of story is daughters should not yell in house like peasant. House is not Siberian pigsty. I worry daughter will never find good Russian husband."
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
   <FriendComputer>   A SONIC BOOM IS HEARD AROUND THE COMPLEX AS THE BREASTS COMPLETELY KNOCK HER HEAD OFF OF HER SHOULDERS!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   YES
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   ♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   The beast has been slain!
   <FriendComputer>   Bill's clone is being dispatched.