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Uwe Boll Petition
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 Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia 
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  Uwe Boll PetitionFriends, DRLians, countrymen, many of you know me, I do not ask for much. But I have a request, a simple request, easily sated.
I ask for your names and e-mail addresses... ...on this. Now, I don't wish death on many people, but I'm going to have to make an exception here. I once saw a Uwe Boll movie, Alone in the Dark, to be precise, and at the 60 minute mark, I promptly decreed that a swift kick in the head from a donke- a ninj- a donkey ninja would be preferable to continuing it. I hope this is not considered advertisement, but if I have read sentiments correctly, most of you feel the same as I. You know what to do. - The-Masses |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:10 am |
 
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 Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Nah, lowtax probably started that petition. He's just butthurt about being beaten by Uwe Boll.
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| Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:06 am |
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Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Good point, but I thought it might be a fun thing to do to see if the Internet can get rid of Boll.
Whatever, I was just trying to be theatrical. - The-Masses |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:17 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition I've never seen his films, I'm never going to see his films.
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| Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:02 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition I signed.
The Doom movie was unforgivable. |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:04 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition He was the one that released that monstrosity? then I have seen one of his films and damn did I hate it. Especially the bit in first person! where he shot a zombie just standing there manically laughing and it's head exploded.
That man is a monster. |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:23 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:19 am Posts: 426 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition *Ahem*
Wikipedia wrote: Doom is a 2005 science fiction horror film adaptation of the popular Doom series of video games created by id Software. It was directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak... Sorry, just thought I should raise that flag. - The-Masses |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:36 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release)
But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad? |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:54 pm |
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 Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:39 am Posts: 521
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition numgun wrote: Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release) But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Gnd-GnfoI |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:10 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:45 pm Posts: 545 Location: Underground... >_> ... <_< ... lurking ...
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Lol! That was creepy... Even I gonna sing this crap
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| Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:48 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:22 pm Posts: 254 Location: In my happy and/or unhappy place.
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Electroclan wrote: numgun wrote: Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release) But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Gnd-GnfoI Wa.. was that supposed to make any sense at all? And... do all movies have to have... you know, 'sex scenes'? The only cool part was the gun fire in the dark room, but I didn't understand what was happening... and it totally was seizurific. |
| Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:18 pm |
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Banned  Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:31 pm Posts: 367 Location: no u
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition I signed because I love you. Um...
 I actually signed it because, well, I hate his movies. |
| Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:51 am |
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Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition numgun wrote: But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad? Because he punched Lowtax's face(somethingawful) in repeatedly IN REAL LIFE.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo |
| Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:35 am |
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Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:37 pm Posts: 9
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Signed.
I'd have posted this topic here too, but it already existed. |
| Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:58 am |
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 Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 am Posts: 397 Location: USA, VA
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Re: Uwe Boll Petition Sweet! 172,717 sigs so far! Just 827,283 more to go!
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| Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:53 am |
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