If it's not okay to start a new game, just tell me so.
If it is, why not try leading this scout to his best death possible, IE: shutting down due to aged part malfunctions, it's basically death of old age.

So many of my friends dead...

So much blood...

I need to get out of here!

Man, those bullets look weird. What should I do?!

No slots open; locked.

You should stand up so you die and the game ends.

Well, I'd get out from behind that cardboard box, if I were you. That's not going to stop bullets. Unless that was what you were going for... getting hit by the bullets. Or bees. They might be bees.

Use that speech bubble as a shield to deflect those tiny lightning bolts!

You appear to be holding a shadowy piece of ham.
Throw the ham at whoever is shooting!

Take off your yellow pie mask. Maybe that's why there are so many bees. Also, you'll be able to see better.

Toss shadowham.

Jump up and do start doing the Pelvic Thrust in order to dodge the lightning bees.

Thanks for unlocking, and that's not a shadowham, or a pie mask. You a cyborg robot thing. That's your armcannon, and facemask. You have a weapon. Why not use it? Cause I don't think pelvic thrusts stop bullets. Only Thrusticores can do that.
Edit: I just noticed I accidentally gave the box a face with bullets.

Commit suicide using arm cannon. Do it quickly, No one will care if your dead.

Oh well.

OH ♥♥♥♥!
I forgot that my armor plating deflects my type of armcannon, so as to reduce friendly fire. At least those soldiers are dead. Now what?

I'm not seeing it. :/

get the face to eat the flying pieces of urine.