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Clearly Shook has won this little game


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I would train the cats to tunnel using their paws, and escape through the hole they dig. Possibly use the rope for autoerotic asphyxiation.


Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:34 pm
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Azakan wrote:

What? I... Wait... Uh... But I... What?


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People will Kickstart anything these days.


Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:50 am
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Shook wrote:
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Your locked in the basement while he's out doing psychopathic things like having a massive blood orgy, or sacrificing small animals to Satan. How are you suppose to kill him from a basement?

Whip the ♥♥♥♥ out of the door with the rope and be a general noisy nuisance, so as to draw his ire enough that he comes down to punish me or something. But little does he know that once he opens the door, his face will be completely plastered in a ghastly mix of pee and poo that has acculumated on the floor over the weeks. Before he can recover from that foul assault to his visage and senses, i will trip him up and savagely whip all the ♥♥♥♥ off his face while squealing various profanities. Past that, STOOL THRASHING. While squealing various profanities in an oddly high-pitched voice. Once i have pounded 20-30% of his body mass off, i will call the police and say that he got mauled by the gigantic shit-spewing demonic squirrel that all his satanistic rituals led to summoning, because that will cover everything that happened to him. Including the stool thrashing, because that's how demonic squirrels roll.

so there


My friend you won the game.


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Azakan wrote:

People will Kickstart anything these days.

Oh how I missed you Mackerel


Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:18 pm
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What a shame


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Oh how I missed you Mackerel


Is it confirmed that Miggles and Mackerel is the same person? Or are they just fused by the heads?


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Happy Thanksgiving
(For those who it applies to)

What are you guys doing for the turkey-day?
I'm stuck with a large, mostly annoying extended family.
But there's Smash Brothers with my three brothers, so there's that.


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I'm too busy being British to celebrate Thanksgiving


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I'm too busy being British to celebrate Thanksgiving


^

Although i envy your food, while i'm stuck with some shoddy Fish pie.


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I ate a whole bag of popcorn


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I ate moose stew and smashed potatoes. Was delicious.


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Thanksgiving?

uhhhhhhhhhh

isn't that like the turkey and the eh

thanks and ♥♥♥♥

??

i prefer chigginz myself


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Celebrating Thanksgiving on the internet is racism.


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