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 History's Push 
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Yes, check your inventory, and PRAY that you still have something useful after you did something so profoundly stupid, that it makes 4chan look like a phycist convention and ate your FLOCKING machine gun and used a burger as a weapon.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:45 am
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Make yourself vomit.
Be sure to aim your mouth at the guy next to you, so you might hit him with the machine gun that comes out. After he gets knocked out,(He probably will.) take all his stuff, and arm yourself with the hamburger. Also wear his vest. It's safe to say that it is stronger than a shirt. Also, inventory the gun as a snack for later.
Also, J23, lern2notahtdisissupposed2make4chanlooklikeaphisisistconvention.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:54 am
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metal chao wrote:
Activate your trap card

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ACTIVATE THE SUPER HAT PUNCH OF THE APERTURE GRILLE DEATHTRON LASER BEAN!

...it is ineffective!


Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:59 am
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Okay burger locked, cocked, and ready to be fairly useless but tasty!
Also I think the train is moving now.


Ask the dude how long it will take to get to the lair. then ask if you can borrow his armour vest thingy and a pistol.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:24 am
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Find out who he is, then steal his body armour, also how many frames left 'til we arrive?


Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:30 am
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Blue-Clone-Ninja wrote:
Make yourself vomit.
Be sure to aim your mouth at the guy next to you, so you might hit him with the machine gun that comes out. After he gets knocked out,(He probably will.) take all his stuff, and arm yourself with the hamburger. Also wear his vest. It's safe to say that it is stronger than a shirt. Also, inventory the gun as a snack for later.

Do this.
Now.
And what Whitty and TD said.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:00 am
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Ask the dude how long it will take to get to the lair. then ask if you can borrow his armour vest thingy and a pistol. and then "get in the zone (autozone!)" and prepare for the time you arrive.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 am
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Ask that guy if you can borrow his gun, then punch him before he can reply.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:56 am
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Bite the guy next to you.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:11 pm
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Eat hamburguer and end your only pseudo-chance to survive


Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:29 pm
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Do the old switch-a-roo with the Russian for any weapon he may have, and if he no accept, tell him it's a MAGIC burger.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:55 pm
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Explore the train, see if you can snag someone's weapon unnoticed.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:05 pm
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SHOOT HIM.
SWITCH FIRING MODE TO FULL-BEEF AND KEEL HEEM!

DO IT. NOW!


Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:26 pm
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J23 wrote:
Do the old switch-a-roo with the Russian for any weapon he may have, and if he no accept, tell him it's a MAGIC burger.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Lament at how the mighty have fallen. So great was once Canyon Crash, and now, this. Lament, dear Cinos. Lament.


Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:38 pm
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