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J23
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm Posts: 298 Location: Right here.
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Re: History's Push
Yes, check your inventory, and PRAY that you still have something useful after you did something so profoundly stupid, that it makes 4chan look like a phycist convention and ate your FLOCKING machine gun and used a burger as a weapon.
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Blue-Clone-Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:19 am Posts: 142 Location: Somewhere being an dumbass.
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Re: History's Push
Make yourself vomit. Be sure to aim your mouth at the guy next to you, so you might hit him with the machine gun that comes out. After he gets knocked out,(He probably will.) take all his stuff, and arm yourself with the hamburger. Also wear his vest. It's safe to say that it is stronger than a shirt. Also, inventory the gun as a snack for later. Also, J23, lern2notahtdisissupposed2make4chanlooklikeaphisisistconvention.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:54 am |
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Cinos
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: History's Push
metal chao wrote: Activate your trap card ACTIVATE THE SUPER HAT PUNCH OF THE APERTURE GRILLE DEATHTRON LASER BEAN! ...it is ineffective!
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:59 am |
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
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Re: History's Push
Cinos wrote: Okay burger locked, cocked, and ready to be fairly useless but tasty! Also I think the train is moving now. Ask the dude how long it will take to get to the lair. then ask if you can borrow his armour vest thingy and a pistol.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:24 am |
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TrouserDemon
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: History's Push
Find out who he is, then steal his body armour, also how many frames left 'til we arrive?
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:30 am |
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Blue-Clone-Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:19 am Posts: 142 Location: Somewhere being an dumbass.
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Re: History's Push
Blue-Clone-Ninja wrote: Make yourself vomit. Be sure to aim your mouth at the guy next to you, so you might hit him with the machine gun that comes out. After he gets knocked out,(He probably will.) take all his stuff, and arm yourself with the hamburger. Also wear his vest. It's safe to say that it is stronger than a shirt. Also, inventory the gun as a snack for later. Do this. Now. And what Whitty and TD said.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:00 am |
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
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Re: History's Push
Ask the dude how long it will take to get to the lair. then ask if you can borrow his armour vest thingy and a pistol. and then "get in the zone (autozone!)" and prepare for the time you arrive.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 am |
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Metal Chao
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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Re: History's Push
Ask that guy if you can borrow his gun, then punch him before he can reply.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:56 am |
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leadpumper12
Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:50 pm Posts: 419 Location: KS
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Re: History's Push
Bite the guy next to you.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:11 pm |
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Jox =3
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:45 pm Posts: 545 Location: Underground... >_> ... <_< ... lurking ...
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Re: History's Push
Eat hamburguer and end your only pseudo-chance to survive
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:29 pm |
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J23
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm Posts: 298 Location: Right here.
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Re: History's Push
Do the old switch-a-roo with the Russian for any weapon he may have, and if he no accept, tell him it's a MAGIC burger.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:55 pm |
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Shade
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 pm Posts: 493
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Re: History's Push
Explore the train, see if you can snag someone's weapon unnoticed.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:05 pm |
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CommanderCool
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:53 pm Posts: 296 Location: Black Mesa Research Facility
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Re: History's Push
SHOOT HIM. SWITCH FIRING MODE TO FULL-BEEF AND KEEL HEEM!
DO IT. NOW!
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:26 pm |
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: History's Push
J23 wrote: Do the old switch-a-roo with the Russian for any weapon he may have, and if he no accept, tell him it's a MAGIC burger.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:52 pm |
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Nephilim
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:54 am Posts: 124
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Re: History's Push
Lament at how the mighty have fallen. So great was once Canyon Crash, and now, this. Lament, dear Cinos. Lament.
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:38 pm |
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