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Shook
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:43 pm Posts: 1695 Location: AH SHIT FUCK AUGH
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Not to mention that wires can catch on things, or just rub against your jacket and make funny noises in your ears.
Also, power kneecaps. Ala powerfist. So you can knee someones sternum out through their backs.
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Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:14 pm |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Powered exoskeletons for use in factories/storage facilities. Life would be so much easier in those places without all the electrical forklifts buzzing around at high speeds.
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Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:47 pm |
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am Posts: 3966 Location: Canadida
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
The Cauterizer, the medical flamethrower, it spew a green flame the heals all ills, and injuries.
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Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:55 pm |
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blargiefarg
Joined: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:04 am Posts: 149 Location: Under your bed
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
FoiL wrote: Powered exoskeletons for use in factories/storage facilities. Life would be so much easier in those places without all the electrical forklifts buzzing around at high speeds. SCV good to go, sir. On Topic: Physically impossible, but black hole powered machinery. The black hole would be held in place by some sort of gravity field, the energy spewage off of the sides would power the machine, and whatever couldn't be used to power everything would be fed back into the black hole. If it were possible, it would (possibly) be quite sustainable, because it wouldn't have any refuse, since it would be fed back into oblivion, and also since it would theoretically keep its charge indefinitely.
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:19 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
A baby with an emoticon for a face.
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:12 pm |
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411570N3
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:26 am Posts: 4074 Location: That quaint little British colony down south
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
A super-black hole dyson sphere. Enjoy finding a material that can form a perfect sphere around a super black hole whilst keeping its structural integrity. Enjoy regulating the mass of the black hole to ridiculous precision. Enjoy having your regulation equipment parts at distances far enough away from each other to have actual difficulties synchronising them. Enjoy actually managing to harness the massive spectrum of radiation.
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:41 am |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Enjoy having to use whole solar systems worth of material to form the dyson sphere.
Orbital elevators with a massive space station on top, in order to be able to harness as much solar energy as possible.
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:30 pm |
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Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Hey hey hey: Treadmills and/or other exercise machines that generate electricity when used. Lose some weight, lower the cost of your energy bills.
America, you'd better listen the ♥♥♥♥ up.
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:33 pm |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
You can do that with electrical treadmills.
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:40 pm |
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Urch
Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:15 am Posts: 720 Location: A fucking desert.
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
a rocket/missile that spins and has flamethrowers all over it.
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:32 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
The rocket propelled chainsaw.Thanks Cortex Command!
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:31 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Rocket propelled noobs. Dispose of your trash the easy way, and their "dunce" hats make for bunker penetration.
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:49 pm |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
Ragdollmaster wrote: Hey hey hey: Treadmills and/or other exercise machines that generate electricity when used. Lose some weight, lower the cost of your energy bills.
America, you'd better listen the ♥♥♥♥ up. How would you generate energy with a treadmill? Treadmills work by spinning the 'ground' underneath you for you to run on, which requires energy. Now, an exercise bike, on the other hand...
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:47 pm |
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411570N3
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:26 am Posts: 4074 Location: That quaint little British colony down south
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
I've run on treadmills that just have you propel the track for it to measure how far you've run.
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:52 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Ridiculously Awesome Ideas thread.
They should make treadmills out of thin metal, and give you magnetic shoes.
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:47 pm |
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