FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   I grab both of the guns.
   <FriendComputer>   You already have one, so you just grab one of them
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   and I use patton's and my pistol on brendal in the heart
   <zalo>   TANSTAAFL
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   WhuT
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 17 on HEARTSHOOTISTRITUDE!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSS
   <FriendComputer>   You shoot him in the lungs!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   How big is Brendals breast, would it be considered bullet proof so I wouldn't want to shoot there?
   <FriendComputer>   You remind me that Brendal has boobs!
   <FriendComputer>   The laser bounces off and hits you in the face!
   <FriendComputer>   You fall over!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   LOL
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   FAIL
   <FriendComputer>   BRENDAL'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Awesome.
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   tear out melices eyes
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   and balls
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   NO
   =-=   cosmoandrew has changed the topic to “TOPICS”
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   pleaaaase
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Puppy eyes?
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   vengance will be mINE!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   *the look*
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 10
   <FriendComputer>   on
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   Don't do it, jerry.
   <FriendComputer>   whatever
   <FriendComputer>   You find that you are unable to locate Melice because you have eaten your own eyes!
   <FriendComputer>   VLAD'S TURN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   YES
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   GODDAMNIT
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   Ride Brendal like a mechanical bull
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no.
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   You don't have a say in it
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   No
   <FriendComputer>   You roll a 5 in IN-JOKISTRY!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <FriendComputer>   You punch yourself in the snout to establish superiority!
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   AWESOME
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   LOL
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   I actually wanted to ride brendal you idiot
   <Vlad|R|WAK|3>   MAKE IT SO, COMMODORE
   <FriendComputer>   You rolled a 5, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   MELICE'S TURN
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   I break through the floor of the train
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   wait
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   whut
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   NO WAY MAN
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   I cut off Brendal's boobs and throw them at her.
   <FriendComputer>   It goes Melice > Brendal > Vlad
   <FriendComputer>   lol
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   o wait
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   in the face.
   <FriendComputer>   oh
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   shitistry
   <FriendComputer>   oh jesus
   <FriendComputer>   YOU ROLL A 20 ON BOOBCUTTISTRY!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   OMG
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <zalo>   Here's how it goes: http://fc64.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/002/0/1/World_War_Two__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   ♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   What do you mean no, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? he rolled a 20
   <FriendComputer>   YOU LASER OFF THE BEAST'S BREASTS AND THROW THEM WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AT HER FACE!
   <cosmoandrew>   [17:09] <@cosmoandrew> "Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Comrades can lick too." She screams.
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   no
   <cosmoandrew>   [17:09] <@cosmoandrew> Father comes upstairs, takes belt off and beats her. Moral of story is daughters should not yell in house like peasant. House is not Siberian pigsty. I worry daughter will never find good Russian husband."
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
   <FriendComputer>   A SONIC BOOM IS HEARD AROUND THE COMPLEX AS THE BREASTS COMPLETELY KNOCK HER HEAD OFF OF HER SHOULDERS!
   <Melice|Y|KUF|1>   YES
   <Mutant_Brendal|R|ASD|2>   ♥♥♥♥
   <FriendComputer>   The beast has been slain!
   <FriendComputer>   Bill's clone is being dispatched.