kebbit skill quota

- terror of undead compels me to great speeds
- practiced with my antique breadknife and not afraid to prepare sandwiches/make halfhearted stabs
- could raid dad's chemistry lab for liquid hydrogen, assuming we need a particle accelerator to fight zombies
- cat owner (immune to allergenic compunds)
- professional forum title
- extreme racewalking (truth)
- in a pinch, if i really need to, could attempt tap dancing