I can assure you I'm older than my 18 years old brother. I mean, I am mentally grown up, you can see that because I'm thirteen and (at least that I think) I have a perfect English understanding. Don't know why. And why you were checking my profile?
And what is the problem of having 13 years and masturbating? You started that with 18? At least in my country we have a habit of 'learning' to do things early. And murdering the president. That is just a joke! You really though I was serious? I mean, I could go to prison and get raped or something. I don't have any psychological problems, I just had some illness and things like that.
And you never had nightmares? I really think that the person who needs some help here is you

azukki you must learn the way of the third-person kebbit

joseh, that was a joke (but while you may be perfectly mentally sound and not intending to murder the Brazilian President, I would like to inform you that your English is a little rusty)

oh, I need mental help

yeah, sure, what gives you that impression

To be fair, he did say perfect English "understanding" rather than "writing."
Also,

yeah you're not older mentally

you may believe you are but your brain structure is fundamentally different from an adult's

white matter (myelinated axons) are cut off throughout childhood, but the most rapid pruning occurs in adolescence, causing massive neurological change

if the process goes wrong it can lead to synesthesia

Well, I am sorry, I'm just comparing myself to other people of my age, and I am talking about my English compared to many other people that doesn't have English as their natural/first language.
And I am really feeling stupid and weird here, let's please change the topic, I don't like to talk about me
EDIT: And about the mental help, I was kidding too.

I just chopped up a lime and stuffed it in a bottle of water, then poured an arbitrary amount of sugar in, let it settle, and shook it up.
The result is surprisingly better tasting than a couple limeades I've bought, but it's overall way more mild. The pulpiness part is weird, though. I think there could be enough flavor left in the undrinkably big lime chunks to refill the sugar and water for another serving, or rather, "trial," if I let it set in and shake it more than last time.

I also lost the eggs when I got groceries two days ago, and only just earlier found them, outside, where it's been 90 degrees F on average. So the cats are going to have somewhat high cholesterol for a while.
I've lost them before too. I guess since they're the especially fragile item when getting groceries, I handle them in special but inconsistent way, which occasionally means I put them somewhere I'd never put groceries, like on an urn, outside, behind a carport wall.

So uhh, that's what's going on over here.

I remember one time I was gonna break an egg and a dead chick came out of it. It was scary.

I just made a nutella tortilla snack thing. It was good, my dog is lazily sitting in my garage, waiting for cool weather. I should upload a picture of him.

Its cloudy, that's possibly the only good thing right here.

He watches you and you can tell where he's looking, it's actually pretty creepy sometimes

Just gonna pop in here and state that being able to speak english does not at all correlate with being mature.
I mean, look at most of youtube comments.

I'm gonna watch that new Batman movie in a couple of hours.

Cool, I hope you enjoy it, I know I'll never go to a movie theater in the Kansas City area, they have shitty service and don't change their website, ever.
I was going to see Prometheus, the person at the booth said they stopped showing it weeks ago, but the poster outside said "Now Showing" and the website said "6 weeks left" as in 6 weeks until the showings would end.
So, I just tested my ping to a server right outside of Lawrence, KS, I had a 7 second delay. 700ms ping D:

Your dog is scary... Mine got more scary because the Pet Shop did a very bad work at her hair...

It freaks me out when people paint their poodles like grass and paint dogs on them.
I saw it a dog park.

My mom made a mousse... I'm eating it right now and getting a huge stomach pain... but I just can't stop!

It's like the most retarded twitter feed in the world...