Face eatin' is good eatin'

Seriously though. What. The. ♥♥♥♥?

my friend linked me to that only two hours ago

i'm inclined to believe it's either PCP or zombies

My brain is spilled all over everywhere.

Between this and people getting knocked out with chloroform in my area I'm seriously considering getting a gun.

Gentlemen:

The inverse microwave. Changes temperature at the same speed as a microwave, but inversely.

Patent pending.

Hey what about some kind of, "Defridgerator". It would be used for heating food for consumption.

Yeah but it would have to heat them at the same speed as a fridge cools food.

How does that thing work?

It doesn't.

THAT'S NOT A THING

IT'S CALLED QUANTUM MECHANICS

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Seriously though, quantum mechanics is pretty humbling. It demonstrates that the only reason a lot of the processes and mechanics of the universe seem intuitive is because we don't fully understand what's going on and just assume that it "makes sense" from our perspective, and that we're not nearly as intelligent as we sometimes like to make out. Under the surface of reality, there may as well be magical pixie dust powering everything, because I'd understand that before I'd understand half of this stuff.

It's called Lua.

It wouldn't?

Microwaves excite particles causing them to vibrate and so on and so forth. What that needs is a way to reverse the excited particles back to unexcited ones.

God that sentence was a mess because unexcite is not a word.

It doesn't.
At all.

The blueprints looked interesting at least.