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 History's Push 
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J23 wrote:
Do something funny in there, like tell a joke or somethin, make Donilov laugh.

Oh and go in.

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"So a dead baby walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'What do you want?' So the baby replies, 'I AM LEGION, FOR THERE ARE MANY DEMONS INSIDE ME!'"
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He isn't laughing. :(


Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:41 am
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First marvel at how much of an anti-climax finally meeting Donilov was.

Then talk to him, find out his intentions and allegiances. And what he wants with you of course.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:46 am
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Plan b.
Moon him:razz:
and say byahhhhh :razz:

or act angry and say "okay cut the small talk buddy What are YOUUUU doing in my company!"


Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:05 am
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Tell him about your awesome board shoes.
Then yell that the cake is a lie.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:33 am
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I dont know why he didnt laugh. That joke made me LMFAO! I love dead baby jokes. there one of the few types of jokes that are really bad but no one can resist laughing at them.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:40 am
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how bout we stop with the stupid jokes (just for now), apologize for acting like an idiot, and try to gather what information you can from him in a normal(ish) conversation.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:19 am
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YAY!!! He Used My IDEA!!!!!!!!! WOOOTT!!!!

Ok, so stay on guard, and ask him what he wants of you.


That'll give you 5 Paragon Points..


Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:29 am
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Rofl, while Donilov didnt laugh, I did.

Anyways ask what is this place all about.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:20 pm
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Ask him why you came and then shout random satanic references every time he stops to breath.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:43 pm
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Ask "Are you going to kill me?" then say "If so, Ima Chargin Mah Lazah!!!!!"


Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:09 pm
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Let Donilov talk.


Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:10 pm
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Alenth Eneil wrote:
Let Donilov talk.

And then shout random satanic references every time he stops to breath.
*Brea-
HAIL SATAN!!
*-th*

:3


Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:16 pm
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Alenth Eneil wrote:
Let Donilov talk.

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-"Uh...Anyway, you are the man who almost reached MELOR, correct? Hmmm...none of us have been able to get that close to level 5 alone. How did you get past the entrance guards?"
"Uh, guards? There was only some guy with a screwdriver."
-"Ah...usually the whole place is locked down...something must've distracted- Of course! He- Oh! How rude of me, I haven't introduced myself. My name is Andrei Donilov, and you are..?"

Well, guys, what do we say?


Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:52 am
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"My name is Hattie, Hattie von Cocksnot."

"I come in peace."


Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:53 am
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"My name is Hatty, but you may call me Hatty. My friend must be around here, have you seen him?"


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