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Cinos
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: History's Push
J23 wrote: Do something funny in there, like tell a joke or somethin, make Donilov laugh.
Oh and go in. "So a dead baby walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'What do you want?' So the baby replies, 'I AM LEGION, FOR THERE ARE MANY DEMONS INSIDE ME!'" ... He isn't laughing.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:41 am |
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TrouserDemon
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: History's Push
First marvel at how much of an anti-climax finally meeting Donilov was.
Then talk to him, find out his intentions and allegiances. And what he wants with you of course.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:46 am |
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DWG3
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:20 am Posts: 54
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Re: History's Push
Plan b. Moon him:razz: and say byahhhhh or act angry and say "okay cut the small talk buddy What are YOUUUU doing in my company!"
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:05 am |
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Blue-Clone-Ninja
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:19 am Posts: 142 Location: Somewhere being an dumbass.
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Re: History's Push
Tell him about your awesome board shoes. Then yell that the cake is a lie.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:33 am |
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The Mushroom Man
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:47 am Posts: 221 Location: In a box
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Re: History's Push
I dont know why he didnt laugh. That joke made me LMFAO! I love dead baby jokes. there one of the few types of jokes that are really bad but no one can resist laughing at them.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:40 am |
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eviltrashcan
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:38 pm Posts: 111 Location: Earth....I think..
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Re: History's Push
how bout we stop with the stupid jokes (just for now), apologize for acting like an idiot, and try to gather what information you can from him in a normal(ish) conversation.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:19 am |
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J23
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm Posts: 298 Location: Right here.
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Re: History's Push
YAY!!! He Used My IDEA!!!!!!!!! WOOOTT!!!!
Ok, so stay on guard, and ask him what he wants of you.
That'll give you 5 Paragon Points..
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:29 am |
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numgun
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
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Re: History's Push
Rofl, while Donilov didnt laugh, I did.
Anyways ask what is this place all about.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:20 pm |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm Posts: 1639 Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Re: History's Push
Ask him why you came and then shout random satanic references every time he stops to breath.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:43 pm |
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HSWASA
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:57 am Posts: 113 Location: My basement... Why? Are You A Stalker?!
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Re: History's Push
Ask "Are you going to kill me?" then say "If so, Ima Chargin Mah Lazah!!!!!"
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:09 pm |
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Alenth Eneil
Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:34 am Posts: 2378
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Re: History's Push
Let Donilov talk.
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:10 pm |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm Posts: 1639 Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Re: History's Push
Alenth Eneil wrote: Let Donilov talk. And then shout random satanic references every time he stops to breath. *Brea- HAIL SATAN!! *-th* :3
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:16 pm |
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Cinos
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: History's Push
Alenth Eneil wrote: Let Donilov talk. -"Uh...Anyway, you are the man who almost reached MELOR, correct? Hmmm...none of us have been able to get that close to level 5 alone. How did you get past the entrance guards?" "Uh, guards? There was only some guy with a screwdriver." -"Ah...usually the whole place is locked down...something must've distracted- Of course! He- Oh! How rude of me, I haven't introduced myself. My name is Andrei Donilov, and you are..?" Well, guys, what do we say?
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:52 am |
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TrouserDemon
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: History's Push
"My name is Hattie, Hattie von Cocksnot."
"I come in peace."
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:53 am |
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Falcon X
Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 889 Location: Not Jewtown.
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Re: History's Push
"My name is Hatty, but you may call me Hatty. My friend must be around here, have you seen him?"
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:55 am |
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