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//CONTACT ESTABLISHED
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 Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:33 am Posts: 1275 Location: Elsewhere. 
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 Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED1-555-THRILLER
Research means prototype weapons. Prototype weapons mean BFG 10K ♥♥♥♥♥es! |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:03 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:50 pm Posts: 419 Location: KS
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED I'm going to dial 1-555-THRILLER
BECAUSE WE HAVE A BIG SUPER-COMPUTER TO CALCULATE AND DETERMINE THE RISKS OF HIS ACTIONS. |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:15 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 889 Location: Not Jewtown.
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED 1-555-MINSR
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 Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:37 pm Posts: 184 Location: Syuracuse, Ny
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED tosty wrote: But make it quick, iv got only 20 minutes left on my plan because i let whitty use it for phone sex. Lol, whitty better kick that habit ^^ 1-555-THRILLER! |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:02 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Okay, dialing 1-555-THRILLER.
 Hmm, some sort of security checkpoint...WITH A SPEAKER! -"What, another survivor? Don't worry friend, you're safe now, it cannot reach us her-"  -"...Oh, it's you." ...buh? |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:20 pm |
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 Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Ask them who you are.
Tell them that you don't remember. If it fails, roll around on the floor as if having a seizure. They might take pity and rescue you! |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:22 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Ask them to let you in, if they refuse ask them why not.
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:24 pm |
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 Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 7:21 am Posts: 662 Location: The Zone
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Omfg you are Dr. Hahn.
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:05 pm Posts: 29
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Tendrop wrote: Omfg you are Dr. Hahn. Or the evil janitor. Anyway greet them, ask who you are and enter or, if they don't let you in, start acting paranoid. |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:37 pm |
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 Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm Posts: 298 Location: Right here.
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Ask what's up, and say that you aren't a threat. Maybe turn out pockets to show em' you got no guns.
You are weaponless, right? |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:40 pm |
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Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 7:21 am Posts: 662 Location: The Zone
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Threaten to stab the talking wall if they do not let you in.
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:44 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED He's got like 50 possible weapons. Knifes, Wrenches, glass shards i could go on.
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:44 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 am Posts: 397 Location: USA, VA
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Ask who am I?
And/or tell them you have amenisa and have no clue who I am. Last edited by Galaxy613 on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:08 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
| Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:03 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:45 pm Posts: 545 Location: Underground... >_> ... <_< ... lurking ...
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Act like a telemarketing mnan
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:05 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:08 pm Posts: 187 Location: I'z in your baffrum eatin all ur doo doo
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Re: //CONTACT ESTABLISHED Ask them what your name is as you enter. Once inside and you have your information commence face smashing with your wrench.
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