We've got a potato launcher, air powered, but it's made out of 3'' PVC, so it can shoot some serious slugs. The pressure chamber Is commercial, and it can hold about 100psi, so when you charge it that thing can really shoot.

Then I have the shortest polearms in the world, they're about 1,5 meters long, and as I said; the axe head is decoration, not functional.

So it's a handaxe with a crappy "detachable (read: defective)" head.

As in you're an idiot, spears are meant to be thrown, lances are for stabbing.
And since these things are meant to be thrown off ships(18 century hunting) they wouldn't need length for balancing.

You know you can drop that smug "I'm smarter than you nyah nyah" attitude any time you feel like it.

Yawn, let me show the REAL weapon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI

MAKE IT STOP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONMwnxowtog
Oh thank god! They stopped him. It's over.
But the nightmares will never end.


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I have a axe that could chop someone pretty well.
And a couple chainsaws, even though a chainsaw would be a tremendously self-endangering weapon.

I just finished making a catapult out of a fifty year old shop lamp.

I'm not gonna go take pictures of my parents' guns or random household items because that's ♥♥♥♥ dumb and you never actually use those.

My multitool (10$ stanley) probably doesn't count as a weapon either, but damn if it ain't the most useful ♥♥♥♥ in the world

Remind me not to screw with the DRLFF. You people are packing some serious heat. I think the closest thing I have to a weapon is some ancient Nerf gun and possibly some sporting equipment.

Tons o axes, two chainsaws, a bunch o drills, many blunt objects, a hoard of knives and assorted sharp kitchen equipment and probably a gun or two I haven't found yet.
Oh and a baseball bat with spikes hammered into it.

Ooh, I always wanted one of those! Bad thing baseball bats are kinda hard to come by in South America.

half of these people are probably making this up.

I'm pretty sure he's referring to everyone posting pictures of actual weapons.

I have three that I know of: A sword, a short sword and a long dagger thing. My dad got them from singapore when he was in the navy (i think) and they've got some weird names. As in, the sword isn't called a sword, and the long dagger isn't called a dagger. I also think they're just for show, but their pretty hefty.