We have it up here in the great white north too. Me and weasel are both Canadian, and aside from our differences of geography (REPPIN' EAST SYYYDE) we also have our differences in taste of spread.

... Miracle whip sucks.

Amen to that. I have some in the fridge but I can't stand it. It literally makes me shudder.

Miracle whip looks like it is truly repulsive. I mean, commercial mayonnaise is weird as it is. but fake FAKE MAYO? WHAT THE HELL?

I'm also Australian, but I don't eat Vegemite.
@Dug: Marmite is different. It's runnier. Still tastes like ♥♥♥♥ though.

Mayo is the only spread I have any respect for, although peanut butter is good. On it's own. I mean, you can put it on bread, but that's it. you can't put anything else with it.

I'm quite content with ketchup.

I agree with cooljoesmith, mayo tastes like eating an unctuous creamy glob of fat .

I fully agree.

YES! Smashed Tomatoes + Salt + "artificial additives*" + red dye + Vinegar + water = good ol' Natural American Ketchup... but wait... are we talking about Heinz or hunt's... or some other newfangled synthetic ketchup?

I live in American and I haven't been in a Satanmart Walmart for... 4... 5...? years. Thusly That is how I had no idea what Miracle whip was.

*artificial additives (noun)(plural) corporate for: only god knows; ♥♥♥♥; crapish substances

Canadian ketchup, especially in restuarants, contains much too much sugar. IT IS FREAKING SWEET. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE.

Hrm... Last time I was in Canada it was for a family reunion... (not born there but family is from there) anyway I don't remember the ketchup... and how sweet are we talking? like honey or like barbecue chips (sweet/salty)

Much sweeter than it should be. It isn't subtle, when you taste it and don't know thats how ALL Canadian ketchup tastes, you might stop, look at the stuff, check the bottle, and then wonder if it had expired or something, because it does NOT taste right.

Hahahaha.
What's worse?
'Natural' Flavour
That tag happens to cover everything that the company can prove isn't toxic and is natural.
Anything.
So if someone got it certified that the crushed genitalia of kittens isn't bad to eat then they can toss it in under natural flavour.
"It's natural: it has to be good."

I think it would be funny if someone put benzene into a sandwich and pitched it as "made with organic compounds!"

Haha, yeah, few people know the scientific meaning of organic.
If it's edible, chances are it's organic. Overwhelmingly.

Relish, gravy, miracle whip, mayo,Salad dressing, it doesn't matter. I eat what i get also a whole variety of sauces i have in my fridge, besides the above i also have, cheezwhiz, creamcheese, Worsestershire sause (speeled wrong im pretty sure) , Garlic hot sauce, frank's redhot, tabasco (amazing no one has mentioned),
Wasabi, plum sauce, sweet and sour, honey mustard, mustard, Ketchup, Soy sauce, Thousand islands, list goes on for awhile.

Anyways: since im canadian, ive never had any problem with our ketchups, we grown up with them you know?

Now go to somewhere like the Phillippines (my extended family there)
And the ketchup is literally super saturated sugar in tomato sauce.
I never use ketchup there (catsup).
Besides fries with salt is all i need.

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