McDonalds is still probably still the food provider with the most cases of heart attacks, ever!!!

Mcdonalds only has more heart-attacks because more people eat at mcdonalds than checkers/rallys

Lets see you eat at checkers/rallys 2 times a day for a month and live. More grease, and more unhealthy foods.

Fries covered in cheddar cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chili... 2-3 pounds.....

Where have you gone to Steak n' Shake? We're both in Ohio: Last weekend, I bought a shake there and it was $2.99

Steak n Shake is awesome.

Even more so when someone you know gets you free stuff

wendys baconator....

Lox.
Heard the word but never read it, right?
Also, Miles- Tikka Masala is British, not Indian. Try food from Kerala; fish curry with tamarind sort of thing.
I've never eaten much in the way of fast food, but all I know is that Wendy's onion rings = win.
Also, basic recipe for the trifle-
1 Pound Cake, preferably Sara Lee or some other bland, sugary, fatty kind;
Jam of some kind
A lot of berries
Whipped cream
Custard (Byrd's [spelling?] is good, other is acceptable)
Ammaretti (spelling?) almond cookies
Lady's Fingers (type of dry, finger-shaped [I guess] cookies, covered in sugar; very light)
Booze (optional; sherry, cordials, etc.)
Take 1 pound cake. Slice into standard slices (half-inch thick)
Slice each slice into 4-8 little pieces.
Make tiny jam sandwiches out of them.
Take a large bowl and arrange the lady's fingers vertically around the edge of the bowl.
Dump in the sandwich things.
Crumble the Ammaretti's on top of the sandwich layer.
Add 1 layer of fruit on top of that.
Pour booze onto stuff.
Allow to sit for a small amount of time.
Add custard layer.
Add whipped cream layer.
Garnish with fruit.
Allow to sit in fridge for ~24 hours for optimum excellence.

Erm, you got me at Custard, Whipped Cream, and booze.

It's not a cake so much as a pudding.
It's not pudding so much as it is awesome.
And mega-easy to make.
And cheap.
And, if you do it right, in a trifle dish like

it can be quite visually impressive.
Just don't do it with chocolate (ugh) or with any fruits that raspberries, strawberries, or something similar.
My family does it as a Christmas dessert.

Fat Sand Rat welcome me home as your ex-boyfriend or something this Christmas please

Damn, Sand Rat's Cake had more of an effect than my Hobobeque... Oh, I got something Venn; Brother, Not of Blood, but Bond, or something that seems less gay, like Best Friend.

Yeah but I'm willing to be gay that ♥♥♥♥ sounds so good.

Don't go gay to hard, or you may wake up in his bed.

How did This...


turn into this?






although yes that does sound good, but... why booze?

Heh, I've heard of the recipe on the first page, I used to eat it when I was younger.

Whatever, the forums is kind of dead right now, I'll make one.

EDIT:
Wow, that was good.
I used an English muffin instead, and it tasted great!