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The ClamV2 [Bot]
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:08 pm Posts: 408
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Re: Hilarious chat
I forgot to mention I omitted the word desk somewhere in there
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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:22 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Hilarious chat
Ohh. Now it all makes sense. It was funnier when taken out of context though. And with desk ommitted.
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Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:18 am |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: Hilarious chat
The ClamV2 wrote: Quote: 01[08:15] <TheClamv2> there is a desk in my 01[08:15] <TheClamv2> you know 01[08:17] <TheClamv2> I'll be forced to freeze it with this duster gas and snap it off if I can't get the desk out 01[08:19] <TheClamv2> ok 01[08:19] <TheClamv2> I got it out 01[08:19] <TheClamv2> but I had to use a fork and some lubricant
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Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:38 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Hilarious chat
Thank you for shattering my semblance of a mind at ease, Grif.
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Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:40 pm |
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Seraph
Moderator Hero
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:28 pm Posts: 868 Location: London Server
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Re: Hilarious chat
Quote: [21:15:40] <p3lb0x> I said this to the 14 year old girl "I wouldn't stick my ♥♥♥♥ in you, I mean, no offense but now that I know you. You're more friend material than girlfriend material" [21:15:42] <p3lb0x> Was lulz [21:15:50] <Seraph> hooray! [21:16:06] <p3lb0x> But then again [21:16:10] <Kallemort> p3lb0x stop fooling yourself you'd be stabbing holes in her if she was armored [21:16:14] <p3lb0x> Even if she WAS girlfriend material [21:16:19] <p3lb0x> she is 14 [21:16:20] <p3lb0x> So yeah Also he was drunk.
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:17 pm |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: Hilarious chat
Quote: <TheClamV2> holy <TheClamV2> shite <TheClamV2> I want some <TheClamV2> you ♥♥♥♥ mail a hunk to me <tucker> ♥♥♥♥ no <TheClamV2> a tiny hunk
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:10 am |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: Hilarious chat
Code: <Midna> personally prefer cowgirl to missionary
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:42 am |
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Skiv
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:20 pm Posts: 789 Location: Location: Location
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Re: Hilarious chat
Long but i think its worth it. Code: [21:12:19] <Aspasia> Nfs|Away [21:12:21] <Aspasia> anyone [21:12:24] <Aspasia> is anyone there [21:12:32] <Aspasia> I repeat this is substation 005 [21:12:35] <Aspasia> we are under attack [21:12:40] <Aspasia> please help [21:13:17] <p3lb0x> Help request received [21:13:40] <p3lb0x> Unfortunately all reinforcements are currently unavailable and has been routed to other hotspots [21:13:49] <Aspasia> D: [21:13:58] <Aspasia> Please we have women and children here [21:14:20] <p3lb0x> Scans however suggest that a inactive battle android is about 0.5 clicks east of your current position substation 005 [21:15:18] <p3lb0x> If you have any technicians then you could try reactivating the battle android [21:15:39] <Aspasia> They are slamming us with mortars! We can run out there [21:15:44] <Aspasia> It's a death trap! [21:15:52] <Aspasia> A No Man's Land! [21:16:14] <p3lb0x> As I said, we have no currently available reinforcements. I am..... so sorry [21:16:34] <Aspasia> YOU WILL REGRET THIIIIIISS [21:16:40] <Aspasia> Wait [21:16:45] <Aspasia> the shelling stopped [21:16:49] <Aspasia> I [21:16:56] <Aspasia> I am gonna try and reach the android [21:17:09] <Aspasia> okay... okay... here I go [21:17:11] <p3lb0x> Be sure to bring a B-21 repair kit [21:17:14] <Aspasia> ♥♥♥♥ [21:17:16] <Aspasia> WHAT [21:17:19] <Aspasia> AWWWWW ♥♥♥♥ [21:17:23] <Aspasia> too late now [21:17:27] <p3lb0x> And a C0-15 fuel cell [21:17:31] <Aspasia> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [21:17:35] <Aspasia> Wait [21:17:37] <Aspasia> Its [21:17:40] <Aspasia> It seems fine [21:17:43] <Aspasia> Its just [21:17:44] <Aspasia> ... [21:17:45] <Aspasia> off [21:17:48] <p3lb0x> Really? Sending access codes [21:18:01] <p3lb0x> Access codes sent [21:18:07] <p3lb0x> Have you received them 005? [21:18:08] <Aspasia> Access codes recieved [21:18:19] <Aspasia> Reactivating now [21:18:25] <Aspasia> ... [21:18:27] <Aspasia> Success! [21:18:29] <Aspasia> Wait [21:18:32] <p3lb0x> The Battle android should respond to verbal commands [21:18:37] <Aspasia> It must be shorted out [21:18:42] <Aspasia> It just keeps saying [21:18:58] <Aspasia> "Query: What is Love?" Over and over! [21:19:11] <p3lb0x> I have no idea what sort of code this is. [21:19:24] <p3lb0x> What model is it? I may be able to look it up [21:19:30] <Aspasia> Uhm [21:19:33] <Aspasia> it is [21:19:49] <Aspasia> Its a R.E.G.I.S. Mark V [21:19:59] <p3lb0x> Searching database [21:20:40] <p3lb0x> Search complete. No data on the R.E.G.I.S. Mark V turned up [21:20:50] <Aspasia> What [21:20:53] <Aspasia> What do you mean [21:20:55] <GI> Zis iz da lieder of The Bugs. Surrender now, or you will be terminated. We have mortars ready for fire [21:21:03] <Aspasia> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [21:21:07] <Aspasia> NO [21:21:16] <p3lb0x> Must be either of alien design or something top secret [21:21:17] <Aspasia> THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS RED WITH A PASSION [21:21:23] <GI> Haf et your vay.. [21:21:23] <Aspasia> ITS ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU [21:21:24] <Aspasia> GO [21:21:26] <Aspasia> GO [21:21:26] <Aspasia> GO [21:21:29] <Aspasia> SHINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNG [21:21:34] <Aspasia> FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [21:21:40] <p3lb0x> Come in substation 005 [21:21:58] <p3lb0x> Your last transmission was not understandablew [21:22:18] <Aspasia> 005 here [21:22:20] <Aspasia> We [21:22:24] <Aspasia> We got em I think [21:22:48] <p3lb0x> Good to hear, a dropship has become available in your area [21:22:50] <Aspasia> Wait... WHATS THAT [21:22:59] <p3lb0x> Do you still require extraction? [21:23:00] <GI> Zis is Farna. Bugs leder. ve... vill. not.... SURRENER! *static* BRING HIM ON THE BATTLEVIELD [21:23:25] <Aspasia> IT.......UG....ILLING EVERYO...OD HELP US! OH G......... [21:23:36] <Aspasia> ............................................. [21:23:44] <GI> *static* [21:23:52] <GI> *bzzzzzzz* [21:24:06] <p3lb0x> Substation 005. If you're still alive..... A class 2 dropship is inbound [21:24:33] <GI> Your dropship... [21:24:40] <GI> Will not pass.. [21:25:40] <p3lb0x> Farna, you devil. We're saving these people no matter how hard you're trying to prevent this! The UEA will triumph! [21:25:51] <GI> OH MY*static* WAT IZ ZIS FAWALAH MELA ALLAH ACKBAR [21:26:07] <GI> selafasham ema ellah [21:26:30] <GI> SELAFASHA EMA EL----- *bweeeoooobbb bzz kshhhhh* *silence........* [21:27:06] <p3lb0x> HM-205, come in. How did extraction go? [21:27:22] <p3lb0x> HM-205? [21:27:43] <p3lb0x> Oh god, they took down a Class 2 [21:28:36] <Aspasia> *cough* *cough* h-hello? [21:28:52] <p3lb0x> Substation 005? [21:28:58] <p3lb0x> What happened to the Class 2 and enemy forces? [21:29:45] <GI> Shelema ella.. Farla here... this is... bad.. we re under heavy oppresion [21:29:45] <Aspasia> is...ere? I thi...one still alive. Everyone else is dead. [21:30:09] <Aspasia> Our turrets our still online [21:30:11] <Aspasia> thank god [21:30:28] <p3lb0x> What happened to the dropship? We're unable to make contact [21:30:32] <Aspasia> Gone [21:30:34] <Aspasia> Its all gone [21:30:56] <Aspasia> I... I am going to set off our atomic [21:30:56] <Aspasia> s [21:30:58] <GI> Huge sand worm... ing us.. [21:31:13] <p3lb0x> Substation 005 [21:31:23] <p3lb0x> Atomics are only for retaliation against other atomics [21:31:26] <GI> ....ousands of soldi.... ead.. [21:31:27] <p3lb0x> What are you facing? [21:31:46] <GI> this is... hoRRiblEeee.. [21:31:50] <Aspasia> The ♥♥♥♥ Bugs. They are everywhere [21:31:53] <Aspasia> wait [21:32:03] <Aspasia> My screens show them running from something [21:32:10] <GI> HEEEEEEEEEEEE.... [21:32:19] <Aspasia> Its a Maker! A Great-Granddaddy of a Maker! [21:32:30] <Aspasia> Must have been attracted by their shields [21:32:37] <Aspasia> Thank the Muad'dib! [21:33:09] <p3lb0x> Do you have any wormriders in substation 005? Any alive ones? [21:33:45] <Aspasia> Uh... [21:33:54] <Aspasia> Yeah we still got Jamis [21:34:11] <p3lb0x> What vector is the Maker closing in on? Is it possible to ride it? [21:34:19] * GI is mass-sending transmision: This is Farla. If you are hearing this. We are dead. We died with pride and honor. Allah will grand us power in heaven. JIHAD ALLAH ACKABAR! [21:34:22] <Aspasia> Uh vector 3.75 [21:34:32] <Aspasia> Wait [21:34:34] <p3lb0x> Gonna be hard [21:34:35] <Aspasia> Can you hear that [21:34:43] <Aspasia> They are routed [21:34:45] <Aspasia> We won! [21:34:57] <Aspasia> Muad'dib! Muad'dib! Muad'dib! [21:35:17] <p3lb0x> We will have supplies over in 12 hours
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:43 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Hilarious chat
What happened? Did the REGIS absorb them all? And kill them?
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:49 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Hilarious chat
Good lord at the crossover.
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:14 pm |
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Disst
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am Posts: 1182
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Re: Hilarious chat
Ophanim wrote: Good lord at the crossover. Think of the good side; They could have turned it into slash.
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:23 pm |
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Aspasia
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 4:42 am Posts: 308 Location: The Peaceful Town of Hamlet
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Re: Hilarious chat
Hyperkultra wrote: What happened? Did the REGIS absorb them all? And kill them? Good lord you are so clueless its actually adorable. Ophanim wrote: Good lord at the crossover. Its like ♥♥♥♥ Megas+Dune+Cortex Command+G Gundam+Starship Troopers
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:28 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Hilarious chat
Aspasia wrote: Hyperkultra wrote: What happened? Did the REGIS absorb them all? And kill them? Good lord you are so clueless its actually adorable. That doesn't help.
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:40 am |
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Aspasia
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 4:42 am Posts: 308 Location: The Peaceful Town of Hamlet
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Re: Hilarious chat
Bro, I am not going to even try seeing as you cannot even understand when you are being trolled like with the whole zelda and metroid thing that is on like page 3. You clearly lack the necessary cognitive functions to deduce simple things from what you are presented. I want to make sure that you realize what I am saying is a valid point and not trolling nor flaming. Please pm p3lb0x or skiv if you are that retarded as to have absolutely no reading comprehension.
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:12 am |
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Skiv
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:20 pm Posts: 789 Location: Location: Location
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Re: Hilarious chat
Aspasia wrote: Ophanim wrote: Good lord at the crossover. Its like ♥♥♥♥ Megas+Dune+Cortex Command+G Gundam+Starship Troopers + little sand niggerism
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:56 am |
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