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 Space Pope 2000 - *CYOA* 
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BECAUSE ITS THE FREAKIN' SPACE POPE YOU DOLT.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:50 pm
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Is youre caps lock stuck? you type every message in capitals now.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:59 pm
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Yeah, that didn't answer my question.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:31 pm
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metal chao wrote:
Yeah, that didn't answer my question.

Because of the way Krumbs had Krimpton talk,(the bar with his name and the words) it looked like it was from a video-game. And there's always boss battles in video-games.
Just ask Mega-Man.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:42 pm
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Grif wrote:
Walk into that strange purple electricity.


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Looks ok.

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Bzzzzzzzzzz.

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BZAP!

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Goodness me, my tounge feels all tingly now. And my hair is up on edge, but nothing bad.

Maybe the grenades was a good idea.


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I'm cool at being not nice. Blow a hole in the space pope and be done with it.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:55 pm
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Throw grenades into lightning.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:59 pm
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CRUSH POPE.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:19 pm
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"Goodness me"? Come on Krumbs. We're not in the 80s anymore.


But anyway. . .
Here is my plan in steps.
(1) Time the grenade to as long as you can.
(2) Attach it to the container.
(3) Say a catchy phrase like "Cya later alligator" Because he is an alligator.
(4) Run and dive out the window, grabbing on the the rope.
(5) Slide down enough until you can jump and roll onto the ground for dramatic effect.
(6) Run as fast as you can.
(7) Meet up with Krimpy.
(8) Party with Krimpy.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:50 pm
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metal chao wrote:
Throw grenades into lightning.


Righto.

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Ally oop.

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Freeeeeedoooom!

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Kor blimey thats a big explosion. But there's no one in the village?


Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:12 pm
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Cheer?

Or preferably...

Now have a flashback explaining why we wanted to kill the pope.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:18 pm
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More like explain why this thing looks like a two dimensional animal crossing.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:54 pm
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No, first I want to see our soldier splatter into a pile of meat as he hits the dirt.
GibImpulseLimit ftw.


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Ophanim wrote:
More like explain why this thing looks like a two dimensional animal crossing.


More like shut up fa­ggot, go complain about cinos' art and storyline. Krumbs' CYOA is perfectly fine.

Krumbs, inspect the houses. If you can't find a reason as to why they'd all leave, you should probably leave quickly as blowing up a big statue is probably considered terrorism.

You terrorist.


Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:00 pm
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Thank you Daman.


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