Roy, I've tried all of your arguements years past, they all resulted in 'Maybe' or 'We'll think about it' which indefinetely leads to no answer, thus, a big fat ol' NO who's flab takes over the rest of the chair.

Sand rat, I will try your points out.

Almost nothing happens in the first fifteen minutes.

There's some cursing, but mostly it's the extended intro video/credit reel. Nothing sexual at all.

As far as I know, the only mandatory strip club visit is a few hours into the game.

EDIT: Oh yeah, so I was playing online with Lord Tim yesterday. He was trying to shoot my helicopter down with an RPG, and I killed him with my blades, then flew away.

Me and Mombasa do that all the time.

Only you know... we go to the dock, blow up all the choppers but one, THEN chase the bastards down.

gamertags are needed for epic datarealms freeroam.

My gamertag is in my sig. Although free roam is cool, Cops n' Crooks is one of my favorite ones (along with the 3 co-op missions).

Bomb Da Base in my absolute fave. Nothing is more epic than a midnight foggy battle on a huge ship with an actual insanely detailed interior after first taking out as much as you can from the sideseat of a helicopter.

Everytime Mombasa plays that his teammates get him ♥♥♥♥ over before he even gets to the boat.

Awesome, thanks. On a side note, dude, I gotta get Live. Luckily there's a month of free Gold with the game, right?

Yes. Once your gold runs out it goes to silver, which means you have access to some downloaded content and no multiplayer. Kind of like pulling the cheese far enough away so you can do anything you want with it still except eat it.

Cheap bastards.

Wait they're cheap for giving you an entire month free, without making the game more expensive?

Seriously, XBox Live is easily the most refined online play system ever created. It's maintained by a major company with more capital than some COUNTRIES, it's been refined over two console generations, and it's well designed. Paying a few bucks a month, or even less if you buy a year, is a great deal for what Live gives you.

And I don't like Microsoft.

XBL is like $5 a month.
So it's the exact same amount as Runescape, except more awesome.
Plus if you say you want silver when you sign up for XBL, they give 1 month free.
Anyone wants to see the "heart", anyone? Online?

GTA isn't all about killin' and Stealing cars, but that's the most fun part about GTA.

It's 15. Where the hell do you live?

well its £5 a month, which is what i pay because i cba to change it.
venn you have xbox? gamertag??

VA, over here, it's $5.
That's pretty awesome.

That's because they feel sorry for you Roy.

Heh