Reminds me of when I wanted to stay awake during wisdom teeth extraction, but nooooo, they were all like "he's going into shock" and stuff.

Reminds me of when I had to have my toenails removed. I got to watch the doctor inject me 4 times in each big toe, and then cut the skin away from the nail and pull them out with pliers. It was rad as ♥♥♥♥.

The best bit was when they already had a 3'' incision and then inserted the pliers a good inch into my hand. I actually said "well, that's some good tv series stuff right there" and the doctor had to remove the pliers to have a proper laugh.

You should have taped it and send it to some TV show then.

You would have been famous.

Speaking of TV Shows, I had the best idea ever for a video game earlier. You all know the show Supernatural? It basically folows two guys who hunt monsters in a world where ALL mythology is true. Well, my idea was a video game based on that. But you're not the main characters, you're Bobby. Bobby is their home base guy, the Oracle for their Batman. Basically, my idea would play out as a mix between X-COM, LA Noir, and Rainbow Six.

You would get all sorts of news reports, and deploy hunters to sites of suspicious activity with some equipment based on what you think it is from initial reports. From there, the gameplay would shift over to LA Noir, and you figure out exactly what kind of monster it is, and where it keeps it's lair. Then you'd go into Rainbow Six mode, planning and executing a kill on the monster in it's own home.

I really want this to be a real thing.

I did a google, and found one of the newer rules of the internet.

"Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions."





Well, that proves that.

Brb, my faith on the internet just suicided.

"Rule 264 : What has been seen cannot be unseen"


Seems surprisingly accurate.

God.


That's surprisingly accurate indeed.


Still. My faith on the net is dead.

You forgot about eye bleach for whenever you need to unsee something.

Or an hero.

Holy crap, is that a JC Denton pony? Mind = blown.

DEUS EX IS DEAD
LIFE IS DEAD
GOD IS DEAD

Pony Jesus


Now this we can all agree is horrifying.

And a Alduin pony.


Good god man. Rule 85 is extremely accurate. The only one I ain't found when I am searching for is a cortex command pony.

get on it, ponyfags

I DARE YOU
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU