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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
The vending machine bursts into flame, but as it is self-regenerating, it does not burn away.
I insert a fire engine.
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:14 pm |
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Nachtauge
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You recieve the fire station's water bill.
I insert a 91/30 Mosin Nagant.
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:05 pm |
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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a Springfield.
I insert Adam Carolla...
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:33 am |
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Nachtauge
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a book titled "How to be Unfunny".
I insert eBay.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:32 pm |
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findude
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You reveive random crap and flatted bank account balance.
I insert my (dysfunctional) Radiotehnika S-90B speaker.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:43 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get the sound of someone on life support crashing.
I insert a boot. With no laces.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:50 pm |
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Nachtauge
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You receive flat boot laces cut to the exact length required.
I insert a Zerg Lurker.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:18 pm |
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YHTFLKC
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a Forum Lurker. I insert this anecdote from another forum- Orion wrote: I know the guy that has Vadar's cast mold and he helped make the real ones for the set. He did all kinds of that crazy molding stuff. Funny thing, he's an ex-specops sniper and is scary as ♥♥♥♥.
After he retired, a guy tried to rob him with a knife, he slammed his hand open-faced on the knife impaling his hand, ripped it out of the guys hand and chased him down and put him in the hospital.
Also this guy sent his pitbulls on him while he was getting his mom's mail and he almost ripped the dogs bottom jaw off with one hand, axe kicked the other dog and kicked the owner in the face so hard his eye was falling out of his skull after it was caved in. This actually did happen, on the news. =P Cool guy, I play paintball with him.
Just my little bit about Star Wars costume designers.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:46 pm |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a pseudo-Chuck Norris.
I insert the frustration and hours wasted playing a single mission on Halo: Reach on Legendary; alone.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:49 am |
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findude
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get what's coming to you for playing it alone. Rage.
I insert a Cortex Comman AHuman.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:42 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You recieve a coalition.
I insert a zombot.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:52 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get one of the scariest things on cortex.
I insert an Epikos...
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:30 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a wasp and a hornet playing with guns.
I insert a fly.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:11 pm |
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findude
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a swatter.
I insert A New World Order.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:40 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a n00b running the world, and it all blows up. KABOOM
I insert the new world.
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:47 pm |
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