The Fat Sand Rat wrote:
dat pectoral cleavage
But seriously. Dude's like a B cup. What.
It don't matter any more, he decided to jump off the building flapping his arms like wings.
That's why having a demon in your chest is a excellent way to get rid of people you don't like by breaking their minds!
EDIT : Just had a awesome battle in Star Trek Bridge Commander. I was cruising around in a
Miranda, which at most can be considered a destroyer or a frigate.
I managed to kill a
Centaur, which is a destroyer from a century ahead. Then I disabled a
Constitution, a old cruiser that had undergone a refit. Disabled his engines, blew out his sensor array and he launched escape pods.
Smart move.
Then, to take the cake, I destroyed a
Excelsior class battle cruiser. His weapons had a hell of a lot more punch during the battle, he managed to disable my warp drive, but I diverted power from sensors to engines to get a little more speed out of the ship. I moved over to the derelict Constitution, the enemies fire hit the ship, and after my pounding, the Constitution exploded, but the escape pods were already a safe distance away.
The explosion had weakened the enemies forward shields, and gave me a opportunity.
I dropped my engines to a extremely low speed, turned the ship, then kicked it back into full. I did a single pass from bow to stern, firing torpedoes and destroying most of his forward weapons. I still had to deal with the aft weaponry as I made my pass, which destroyed half of the roll bar and one of my nacelles. Even though I had ruined his forward weapons, he was still a very capable warship, and the battles from earlier had started to show the strain - my engines were damaged, sensors were damaged, my hull was down to 45% and I only had 22 torpedoes left.
There was around 45 kilometres of distance between us, so I turned the ship to strafe his starboard and hopefully hit his warp core on the pass.
It did not go as planned.
I did manage to strafe him, yes, but a large, circular hole was blown in the saucer of my ship, bringing me to 20% hull integrity, destroying my shield generator, but after the pass, the Excelsior was no better.
It started to turn around to try and either get me into the rear weapon arcs and finish the job, or to try and flee to warp and do emergency repairs. I pushed my engines to 125% power, squeezing all the energy out of the damaged warp core, kicking in emergency power to try and make up the rest. After that, I was going a smooth 7000kph.
Just enough to evade his phaser fire, putting me around 10km above what remained of his saucer.
I turned the ship, unleashing ALL of my remaining torpedoes and firing everything I had.
Bang. The battle cruiser was destroyed. A beautiful sight indeed. A testament to the power of my old bucket.
Sadly, the battle had taken its toll on my fine ship. She was too badly damaged to be repaired, all most all of the systems were disabled, and still, the bridge was on fire and the remaining nacelle was leaking drive plasma. I was forced to abandon ship.
Once my escape pod launched, I shed one last look on my beloved USS Hunter, the finest starship to ever travel the universe. The damage was clearly visible, even from 5km away. The holes in the ship glowed.
The battle ended. I had won. But my ship was a burning ruin in space. A monument.
Here's to the Hunter, the finest ship a captain could ask for!
And here's the USS Hunter II - May she live up to her name!
God I love this game. And it has multiplayer, if you guys are ever up for it, just say. This is the Kobayashi Maru mod, it breathes like back into this old game.