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Metal Chao
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
You shoot a zombie in the head, the zombie dies. The army has a ♥♥♥♥ of guns so the zeds wouldn't even be able to get close, and if they do then bite-proof armour and gas masks are vastly easier to manufacture than bullet-proof ones. Just wrap some plastic around your arms and you're fine. If they are literally the living dead, well there's a reason dead people don't walk around very much. They'd first turn stiff and unwieldy before doing the opposite and becoming rotten, slimy and bloated, neither of which state is efficient for movement or threatening anyway. If they were infected people, they still wouldn't be as effective as healthy people because they'd be dying of some kind of disease. Eating only rotten human flesh is bad for you, and unless they ate eachother most of them would starve within a couple of days anyway.
Zombies in real life would never be a threat. Microorganisms and parasites are ♥♥♥♥ resourceful, you've got millions of the buggers living in your right now and some of them are bits of your own DNA. If there was any benefit to turning people into murderkillmachines it would already be something that happened, but it's not because a parasite that gets its host killed is a dead parasite.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
u mad
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Mackerel
Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 1:30 am Posts: 2876 Location: Rent free in your head. Vacation in your ass.
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
TorrentHKU wrote: u mad >memebase tag
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:44 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
Ragdollmaster wrote: Miggles wrote: yeah, duh, but how many zombie movies do you see with airborne, viral, drug-resistant zombie disease? They aren't technically zombies, they're mutants. Besides the fact that it isn't even a zombie movie, if it was, it would only be one of millions.
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Galacticruler
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:19 pm Posts: 322
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
wow....did not mean to start a whole argument.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:35 am |
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alphagamer774
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am Posts: 1294 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
Lolsarcasm.
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Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
They're not "mutants" because mutant would imply genetic defects. They've essentially got a badass form of rabies. You could call them "infected" or "diseased," but I don't think "mutants" really cuts it.
And sure, not TECHNICALLY zombies, but "real" zombies (ie people who die and then come back to life as flesh-eating maniacs) are not really possible.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:26 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
There's a difference between zombie virus and rabies. Notice how rabid dogs don't come back to life or rot.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:27 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
AND I JUST HAD A HNNG ATTACK.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:05 am |
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alphagamer774
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am Posts: 1294 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
Confused?
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Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
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Jomn
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:40 am Posts: 327 Location: US of A
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Galacticruler
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:19 pm Posts: 322
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Re: Image Dump (Caution Lots of Images)
that first one is so true...... and the last one is beyond overboard.
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Izen
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:56 am Posts: 1474 Location: At the corner of unoriginality and boring
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Galacticruler
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