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If you have numerous little sisters, and a "random" little sister came over and plopped herself on your lap, that would be "random" female.


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Random boner five seconds before a teacher says "Come and explain in the front of the class, please" is not good.


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BUT THEN YOU CAN SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION TO AN ENTIRE CLASS OF FEMALES!
Additionally, you show your superiority to the males, causing them to follow you as a pack leader and surrender their females. Your dominance over the males will also cause the females to become attracted to you.


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I'd prefer to keep my manliness to myself, you know, showing so much manliness in front of the class would make me kill everyone in front of me.


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That is a good reason.
Alright, attempt to keep your boners hidden in that case. Wouldn't want a maiming on our hands.


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I discovered that when I have a random boner, a quick way to get rid of it is think about maths, specially making multiplications of very big numbers (98478 x 3764, for example).


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DRL: men with girl avatars discussing how women feel about boners


Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:16 pm
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Problem?


Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:29 pm
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No, it's perfect.
I am Danny Elfman.


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Nonsequitorian wrote:
That goes away a bit as you get older.

Never did for me. Sometimes it's just like bam, here's a raging boner out of nowhere while you're driving by yourself.


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I get boners thinking about completely mundane things.
This morning I got a boner from thinking about printers, specifically HP printers.
And later on a got a boner while playing Fire Emblem.


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I was thinking about a dream I had some days ago and I got a boner. And dream was stupid, not porn related or anything.


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It's really awkward at schools w/ dresscodes, where you can't use your shirt to cover it.
So I wear a hoodie.
Every.
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I normally wear rolled up flannel shirts, but it's Summer now (in Phoenix) so I have to wear summertime clothes.


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I was watching the news, and a wild boner appeared.

This is getting a bit annoying.


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