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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
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Re: The Lounge
If you have numerous little sisters, and a "random" little sister came over and plopped herself on your lap, that would be "random" female.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:43 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
Random boner five seconds before a teacher says "Come and explain in the front of the class, please" is not good.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:47 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: The Lounge
BUT THEN YOU CAN SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION TO AN ENTIRE CLASS OF FEMALES! Additionally, you show your superiority to the males, causing them to follow you as a pack leader and surrender their females. Your dominance over the males will also cause the females to become attracted to you.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:52 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
I'd prefer to keep my manliness to myself, you know, showing so much manliness in front of the class would make me kill everyone in front of me.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:55 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: The Lounge
That is a good reason. Alright, attempt to keep your boners hidden in that case. Wouldn't want a maiming on our hands.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:58 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
I discovered that when I have a random boner, a quick way to get rid of it is think about maths, specially making multiplications of very big numbers (98478 x 3764, for example).
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:04 pm |
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Sothe
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:34 am Posts: 2034
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Re: The Lounge
DRL: men with girl avatars discussing how women feel about boners
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:16 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: The Lounge
Problem?
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:29 pm |
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Sothe
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:34 am Posts: 2034
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Re: The Lounge
No, it's perfect. I am Danny Elfman.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:34 pm |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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Re: The Lounge
Nonsequitorian wrote: That goes away a bit as you get older. Never did for me. Sometimes it's just like bam, here's a raging boner out of nowhere while you're driving by yourself.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:39 pm |
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Sothe
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:34 am Posts: 2034
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Re: The Lounge
I get boners thinking about completely mundane things. This morning I got a boner from thinking about printers, specifically HP printers. And later on a got a boner while playing Fire Emblem.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:42 pm |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
I was thinking about a dream I had some days ago and I got a boner. And dream was stupid, not porn related or anything.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:43 pm |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: The Lounge
It's really awkward at schools w/ dresscodes, where you can't use your shirt to cover it. So I wear a hoodie. Every. Day.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:56 pm |
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Sothe
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:34 am Posts: 2034
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Re: The Lounge
I normally wear rolled up flannel shirts, but it's Summer now (in Phoenix) so I have to wear summertime clothes.
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:54 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
I was watching the news, and a wild boner appeared.
This is getting a bit annoying.
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:36 am |
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