Don't be ridiculous, you couldn't possibly fit something that size in there.

I insert a cinema. Where they are playing... um... whatever film you want.

they were playing "Ghost"
you get some popcorn, but it isn't tangible... ghost-corn.

i insert The Triforce of Wisdom!

You get a choice between Courage or power.

I insert the other one.

You get the One of Other!

I insert Dr. Robotniks favorite meal!

You get pingas on toast.

I insert Dr. Eggman

You get a nerdier Dr. Robotnik!

I insert Dr. Robotnik's favorite thing on his Hotcakes!

... pingas on hotcakes? Seriously you are taking this too far.

I destroy all pingas in the world and throw the now freaking out Dr. Robotnick into the vending machine.

The Moon Children eat the vending machine and a new one pops into place that looks exactly like the old one.

I insert a pencil.

You get a sharpened pencil.

I insert a pen.

You get a ballpoint pen.

I insert a fountain pen.

You recieve a endless gushing of water from the machine.

I Insert PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS

You get labeled as legaly insane, right before the machine spits out a quill.

(NONE SHALL INTERRUPT MY QUEST TO INSERT WRITING UTENSILS!)

I insert a brush.

You receive a charcoal crayon.

I insert a pastel.

You get a crayon.

I insert a mechanical pencil.

4x ninja'd

You get a robotic french artist.

I insert a moustache.