You get some kick ass dynamic 3d actors the vending machine tips over as it dispenses them, falls over on top of your actors, squishing them into 2d actors.

I insert a better pathfinding system.

You get a worse one... and a large coffee.

I insert hurp de derp derp.

You get the Wibbles forum from the Toribash Forums.

I insert Brandon's Mom in a truck. (inside joke, funny if you get it)

I get twilight, the gayest movie of this generation, from brandons mom?
odd..


you get very old milk.

I insert mibbit!

You get a humming frog.

I insert kittens.
veg + darkdoom = ghostbuddies (nohomo)

You get a desert. Its Purrrrrrrrrrrfect.

I insert A black Forest Gateau

You are magically transported to Germany, to the origin of the gateaux, the Black Forest. Wild animals with German accents try to eat your face.

I insert cookies.

You hear a chomp noise from the machine, and the machine text bar suddenly displays "Om Nom"

I insert a circuit board.

The vending machine gains the power of speech.

I insert pac-man [hmm... wonder where I got that idea from?]

You recieve colonel Tigh from battlestar Galactica.

I Insert the Galactica.

You get a hoover... it makes a small vacuum replica of space itself.

I insert cherries...

you get Galactica.

I insert Torg.
DAMN NINJAS!

ok you get pie.

I insert Torg!

You get Blarg! (Also known as Honk-Honk, The Alien, Crunchbite or Fluffy)

I insert a prize for the correct guess to my reference.

You get a pair of rooster teeth.
I insert a Chupa-thingy.

A walrus leprechaun sasquash phoenix Puma flies out of the machine at you.

I insert a Sniper Rifle with a faulty scope.