They are very expensive for plush toys, maybe because they are limited stock?

Honestly if you wait I wouldn't be surprised to see them resurface in the shop at a later date although it may be a long time.

Welp, it only took 32 hours
Looks like we're getting a video game

BREAKUP GENERAL.

All confirmations of Jade's dog penis are strong.

Also

im so sorry

There is no atonement.
Only death.

my otp is 99% more canon
is am happy

"Dave, I think I'm starting to feel really special feelings around you"
"dude, no. im a bird."

This whole play on "breakup" thing is just a ruse to distract us from the characters Hussie is planning to destroy.
So I'm not enjoying it one ♥♥♥♥ bit, that is unless I get another RoseMary reference.

The couch is covered in feathers


What have they being doing on John's couch ;;;;;;) ?

Sitting probably.

And BB I mean it's confirmation Dave and Jade have feelings for each other so like.
P much canon.

It's confirmation that Jade and Davesprite had feelings, and then broke up and no longer have feelings.

Right.
So Jade fell in love with Dave, and Davesprite is literally just Dave prototyped.
They're the same person.
And we still don't know the details, so yeah you have a significantly moot point.

How insensitive

Davesprite is a Dave from 5 months in the future with a bunch of emotional trauma and ♥♥♥♥ from his friends dying, plus add in all the knowledge and burdens a Sprite has.
The two really aren't comparable.

Keep in mind Davesprite is from a doomed session.

Also, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Davesprite feels some overconnection fear Dave is having when he saw Lord English's effect on the void-universe, IN TURN caused him to have "a lot" going on and break up with Jade.

Maybe he's having the same dreams Dave told Rose.
Not to mention, what if he already knows what he has to do and is just going to get ready for training or some ♥♥♥♥?
He is a sprite after all. He knows a lot more things than anyone else in the game.

\shrug

Edit;

I expected like 50 incensed posts on my tumblr dashboard about Mituna and then there was pretty much nothing at all
I don't really understand this fandom

...
He's literally retarded.
Wow.

SWEET BABYZOMBIE JESUS I JUST FOUND THE CATGIRL.
ALL OF MY ♥♥♥♥ <3.
New favorite troll.