I had dreams that I fell and when I hit the ground, I wake up and the bed shakes.

I had a dream that involved eating a chicken bone, and when I woke up, I had a sore throat. It hurt much more in the dream, since it was like I eat something hard... and bony.

Last night I dreamed that one of my classes in highschool was all about playing dynasty warriors for psp and they would give quizes on certian details of the game. I don't even play that game much really, and I snuck out of class in the dream.
Then I touched the hands of a couple girls and thier fingers turned shiny purple after i took it away. It wsa kindof glittery too. Weird.

I had a dream the night before I had to go to school that I was already at school and I had somehow failed all my classes already on the first day of school. I also told some of the teachers to screw off and stop trying to invade my brain. I was so freaked out when I woke up, because that's pretty much the exact oposite of me.

This next isn't a dream, but it's true. It may be hard to believe though.

Up till highschool, I was the most retarded idiot that skipped school everyday just to stay home and play chrono trigger on an emulator. Then, retarded as I was, I thought it a mighty fine idea to poke that odd tab in the back of a breaker box. I couldn't manage to reach the white tab thinger so I got a screwdriver and poked the it. Well, short story short I got the crap zapper out of me and my hand felt numb for days. Another side effect was a fine rearrangement of my brain cells. Now I get A's in every class. Pretty messed up, but I swear it's true.

Of gawd, this was stupid.

It's 12:01 AM. I hear a knock on my door. I walk downstairs into my living room, and open the door.

Two of my freinds are standing on the porch, one is holding a suitcase, the other has a red Wiimote.

I say "what do you want?" They say "Can we come in?" So I let them in, and the one with the suitcase lays it on the coffee table and says "Open it.

I open the suitcase. Inside is a copy of some random Resident Evil game for the '360. There is a smaller case inside of the suitcase, and I reach for it, but my friend says "No, don't, it's too scary." But then he opens it, and inside is a '360 controller that looks like a swamp.

He plugs the controller into my Xbox 360, and the other friend presses a button on the red Wiimote, and says "It's compatible!" They start playing the Resident Evil game, and in the game they are in a swamp and a giant spider is attacking them. The friend with the Wiimote waves his arms and screams "SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!"

I say "I hate this game," and walk into the kitchen. In the kitchen, the window next to my head suddenly shatters and in hops a guy holding a slice of pizza and a bag of mini marshmallows.

Before he can say anything, I punch him in the face and he falls on the floor. Frustrated, I yell "The hell with this!" and wake up.

Hmm, whether that was true or not, it was rather amusing. I've been having a lot of dreams lately involving this girl I'm obsessed with... no, nothing sexual, but she is ALWAYS in them.

One time while I was sleeping on a couch, I had a dream where I was on this rickety old rope bridge next to a waterfall. Long story short, it breaks. As I am falling things start fading to white then I wake up 5/6 of the way off the couch face to the ground. I was thinking "♥♥♥♥" as I fell off. It was pretty wierd now that I think about it.

Also, one time, I was in this sorta deserted medieval plaza thing. So I go through this side gate of a house and in the backyard were my friends. I was really surprised to see them and started to walk over to them. All of a sudden they just vanish. Something just clicks inside me and I realize that there is no way this is actually happening... but instead of waking up, the dream continued. So I thought, "Hmm since this is my dream, I bet I can mess around with it". So after thinking about it, a beam sword...thingy appeared in my hand. I "created" a bunch of random people and started shouting something like "Your hero has arrived!" Then I awoke when my brother kicked me.

retarded dream 1: a couple of years ago i had a dream where my friend josh came over for a playdate (we were like 8 its legal to call them that back then) BEFORE school started and he came over at like 7 am and while he was coming over, in a scrap/junk yard, mecha godzilla (the metal godzila with rockets and i think lasers and such) was fighting a lego blimp but the blimp just kept flying into godzilla for somereason. and then we called a babysitter to babysit us for like 1 hour (till 8 am) and they came and i think they gave us food then left. then we took a car and i drove (he got shotgun) to school BUT it looked i drove in third person with HUD (heads up display) with the GTA minimap on the bottem left corner. i think godzilla rode the blimp around and crashed it somehow. i forgot.

retarded dream 2: me my friend Robbie, and Talia were on a big slide made of rainbow sherbert (its a type of icescream like thing) i used to LOVE that. i still do but i eat it alot less. i think i was on green slide, robbie had orange and i think talia had red and all the slides were winding and perfectly parallel to each other. we get to the bottem of the slide but then we get sucked in to lanes with colors corresponding to our slide colors via a big vaccum and with invisible walls that we can see through. i still never found out how i knew the walls were invisible. we never touched them. so we all gut sucked and for some reason stopped right in front of the slide and then we had to break-dance to stop the vacuum and shut the invisible walls down. BUT AN ARMY OF TONY THE TIGERS ATTACKED US WITH PITCH FORKS! i woke up when i almost got rampaged by them. and there was an infinite amount of them also. but i still eat frosted flakes.

retard dream #3: this is short. i was at my neighbors house and it was his birthday and on the news Barney (from the tv show, yes it was him not a guy in a suit) the dinosaur was stealing peoples floppy-disks. for some reason looking back to the dream, i think i was like some CSI person but im not sure. so i went up to his room and we were in there and we saw barney taking handfulls of floppy disks. i think he ran away. i dont remember.

retard "dream" #4 i dreamed i was falling and then i fell off my bed and got tangled in a chair. it hurt. my bed was right next to my chair so i didnt walk and fall in it. it took m a couple of mintues to get out cause i was like 7.

retard dream #5. LAST ONE I PROMISE! so it was the day halo 3 came out and i pre ordered it with same day shipping and i got it the day it came out. that night i had a dream that a brute with a brute shot came out of my tv and started to rape my sister and i think hit her vagina with the blade of the brute shot. uber sea-section! lolz. so then it happend for a couple of days every night that the brute came out and slap her VJ with the blade. so i said rape me not her (i know its gross! im not gay btw its still nasty being raped by an alien) and then he tied me up and raped me while he raped her. kinda weird.

ITT sexual insecurity and denial of sexuality.

You were 8 a couple of years ago, so you are now 10?

Ok, so I had this really weird dream last night.

Ok, so I'm on some sort of mini cruise ship at the dead of night, and all the other passengers are really old people for some reason. I decide to explore the ship. I appear to be in some sort engineering bay and all the lights are off. I can see however because there is a dull light shining in from some other room. I look down into my hand and the sigil stone I was carrying (ball of magix from oblivion) is slowly turning into an orange. The pealing is drying off, and I mean DAMN dry. Like, has been sitting under the desert sun for hours. So I push away the dry peal and take a section from the sigil orange. It tastes really bitter, kind of like really dry, crusty,(clean) socks. So, then I go into some bedroom which is for some reason connected directly to the main deck of the ship. This wench comes in and has this gun which looks like a pocket knife, and is about to fire it at me. Then I do two things at once. I do an ninja roll and knock it out of her hand, blowing her head off with it. At the exact same time, I run to the corner of the room and jump into the roof, which is oddly made of paper. From the perspective of the ninja me, I see that the hole has super bright light in it. I walk out the door of the room (and jump out the airshaft above the door which I apparently crawled through, and so both of me end up in the same place, 1 person again. I see everyone else on board has been killed, and their body parts mutilated beyond recognition. Their heads are also severed and are stuck on steaks. The bodies look seriously worse than zombies. So wherever I go the corpses are, for some reason, only inches away from my face. Then the ship starts to sink. The corpses kind of float to where I am and I start kicking them away. They then fully surround me and I wake up. Oddly enough, I wasn't scared throughout the entire dream.

I remember this dream too. This one is just plain fudged up. Shorter too.

OK, so at my school, I'm hiding behind a baseball diamond fence, jump out and start raping this girl. I then start running away, but before I can escape Horatio Cain walks up from the other side of the fence and looks at the apparently dead body, and says, looks like the suspect hasn't gotten far. Though I'm about five feet from him he can't see me. I am running to the front of the school when Napoleon Dynamite starts walking at me really slowly with a knife in his hand. I then go back to the start of the dream. Same thing happens except when I get to Napolean Dynamite I continue to the front of the school. Everyone is cheering for me.