Red, you should also grab a dictionary.

Whitty, you should just shoot yourself for your inaccurate military knowledge. Phail.

I spend my hour pilaging a magically-unlocked and unoccupied military surplus store and stock up on enough weaponry to take on the Chinese People's Liberation Army (specifically an M4 wif reflex sight, a .45 USP, and a Mossberg 590). I am surprised to find an original Humvee in the parking lot with the keys on the dash.

Why the heck do you need A BAZOOKA?

Surely it'll just slow you down >_>

You guys are the only people there.

READ BEFORE YOU PLAY.

I quickly run to the garage and grab the keys, four water bottles from the freezer, and a machete, jump in the car, and ride down Highway 29.

YOU TAKE NO ONE'S PLACE, VENN DIED MASTURBATING.

fine....
my first hour is spent grabbing my shotgun from my basement, grabbing the $50,000 i had in my wallet, and get into my car and head towards the helicopter.

VENN NEVER EXISTED.

7: whitty -- robs wal-mart and obtains a pistol with about 40 shots, and steals a BMW from the parking lot and heads south, far behind dauss.

thats better ^_^

Instead of masturbating a magician turns me into Nephilim/Pyrorex, and he gains control of my body.

The only thing missing was his penis.

HAY GUYS I GOT WUT U ASKED FOR

Ok, I'm gonna goto Walmart, grab a rifle, and head to the location of which the helicopter will pick us up at.

EDIT: Also: I might be gone for a while, what with the visiting family and the eating-outs.

I wake up.

♥♥♥♥ myself after learning of a missile.



I go into my closet, and retrieve my Fathers Colt .45, and a box with 2 loaded clips.

I go around my house, and grab some food, extra gas, a kitchen knife, and load it into my car.

I start driving south, but off the main roads. I don't exactly want to be seen...

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