Awesome stick is dangerously awesome.

Could have someone's eye out with that.

Awesome Stick specifications:

Length: 1 ft and 10 inches
Thickness: .75 to 1 inch
Material: Japanese maple wood

Notes: Made of strong wood, it is currently known to support 90+ pounds of force. The A-stick is heavier than it looks and could do some serious damage. Seriously.

I don't have any guns per say, seeing as I live in canada and we don't really need them, but in my quest to arm myself with a flamethrower, I discovered three things.

1. Liquid bandage burns. Alot. Like AXE alot.

2. Liquid bandage sticks to people.

3. Liquid bandage burns Much faster after it's stuck to somebody and has solidified.

My friend has a small burn on his arm from when we tested this. It was like "SparkFWOSH" and then a lot of yelling.

I also have two of those axes from page 3. these:



And now that I think of it, I've got a Ride-em lawn mower, which at maximum speed could probably top 25ish. Not bad. Especially when combined with one of those axes, or a cordless Power tool, of which I have many.

Oh, we're counting powertools? Well, my dad's an electrician who does lots of handyman work, so I guess the workshop is pretty much an armory. Arc welders, blowtorches, drills, handheld saws, nail guns, you name the powertool and we're more than likely to have it!

''Areku, didn't you also make a mortar that fired fireworks if I remember correctly''

i swear you are my friend Connors secret alter ego.

anyways-
- shotgun [that is broken apart into 3 non disclosed locations by my father, and affectionatly known as the ''bear swatter'']
- sludgehammer
- hammer[s]
- nunchucks
- powertools, lots

not much really

if you want to see real firepower, my great uncle.

you can see him here as deadly sharpshooter
http://www.sassnet.com/TG-List-001A.php
Deadly Sharpshooter
hes also an 8th dan kendo black belt.
hes got lots of neat weapons, such as bowie knives, pistols, and machetes at his house.

anyways, my freinds got;
rifle [either .22 or .44, cant remember]
REAL German ww1 officer sword, hangs over bed,
modded bb gun which shoots through 2 by 4s, and could not be fun to get shot with.
homemade fireworks morter product of me and him being bored in art class.

I have:

-knife
-recurve bow
-boomerang (real one, australian)

No idea. No markings of model or make on the thing. I found one "N" on it.

Mine is in crap condition, so I'm not tremendously interested in it, since it's of low monetary/collector/weaponry value.


I can tell you that a few poorly shouldered shots through a Winchester 1894 30-30 kinda hurts your shoulder, and that snakes can still writhe quite a bit after getting ballistically decapitated.

Returning trick boomerang or 'TAKE YOUR BLOODY LEGS CLEAN OFF' hunting boomerang?

Hunting boomerang. Non-returning.

Excellent. Anyone ever teach you how to throw it?

No. I use it as decoration.

I tried throwing it once, though. Flew pretty well.

Wait, I'll post a picture. Here:

Let's see shall we?

Boomerang, never tested would end up in a tree.
Dual hunting spears, which have axe heads so they look cool.(axe head comes off sharp bit comes out!)
Nunchucks, "nuff said
Bow, as in one of those carbon fibre things that go straight through crates and stuff.
Toy crossbow, not much until you realize darts do fit in there...
Oh and my dad circumvented the safety on his pneumatic nail gun(wooot dummy!) so he could use it under an angle, this thing scares the ♥♥♥♥ out of me...

And I lost the picture of me hitting a bullseye with the bow, from like 50+ meters.(4 years ago.)

No guns 'cause we dutch people don't need them.

I have a tulwar.

That's called a halberd or a polearm.