You get your sausage in egg batter back, the machine looks sick in a way only machines can. It then vomits up a pile of change and soda cans at your feet.

Insert pepto bizmo

The machine rumbles, shakes, then releases a gas which make a sound sort of like someone sighing.

I insert a light bulb

You get a note saying "Go green!" and an LED light bulb.

I forget to inse

The machine forgets to ejec-

I insert the world's worst laptop... not mine.

You recieve the worlds best laptop, which also happens to be the worst, since the machine just erased every type of laptop except the one that just got dispensed.

I insert the dispenser from Team Fortress 2.

Inside the vending machine, the dispenser dispenses a million dollars in your currency. Too bad it's stuck in the vending machine now.

I insert a million dollars.

You get a vending machine! unluckily, its warrantee only covers it when it has not been used. It also self destructs when the warrantee expires! have fun looking at it!

I insert everything that has ever been inserted or dispensed from anything, anywhere!

You get doom. Conveniently, the sun sets.

I insert a "Jolly Rodger" pirate flag.

out pops a grammar teacher who stares at you intimidatingly, then hands you note saying that "it is spelled 'Roger', and that a note has been sent home to your parents concerning this gross oversight"

I insert my doom! it did not affect me anyway, since i reside in doom.

You get your salvation. You're obliterated in a ray of light from the Vending Machine's slot.
I insert $1.25 and press the button for a Coke.

You get a can of orange, when in reality you wanted Lemon Lime.

I insert RAGE into the vending machine.

Blue pops out of the vending machine slot and says "Stonecutter." A giant stone sword appears in her hand and she cuts you in half horizantally.

I insert Blue's green jello.

Shame I wasent making a reference to Roll To Dodge.

You get lime flaver jelly.

I Insert a Fruitcake.

Fruitcakes spew forth from the vend slot. One impacts your forehead and knocks you out with it's delicious brick-ness.

I eat a fruitcake and insert my fork when I'm done.

You get a spoon!

I insert my necksplosion i had on Grimston, which is my avatar.