... pingas on hotcakes? Seriously you are taking this too far.

I destroy all pingas in the world and throw the now freaking out Dr. Robotnick into the vending machine.

The Moon Children eat the vending machine and a new one pops into place that looks exactly like the old one.

I insert a pencil.

You get a sharpened pencil.

I insert a pen.

You get a ballpoint pen.

I insert a fountain pen.

You recieve a endless gushing of water from the machine.

I Insert PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS

You get labeled as legaly insane, right before the machine spits out a quill.

(NONE SHALL INTERRUPT MY QUEST TO INSERT WRITING UTENSILS!)

I insert a brush.

You receive a charcoal crayon.

I insert a pastel.

You get a crayon.

I insert a mechanical pencil.

4x ninja'd

You get a robotic french artist.

I insert a moustache.

Your moustache is dyed gright breen and returned to you.

I insert a dye kit.

You get a colored pencil... that can change colors!

I insert a stylus.

You get a laser pointer.

I insert an emo.

You get a thousand cuts in your most private regions. [and the emo song!]


I insert a yoyo

Your yoyo is destroyed utterly, and can no longer Walk the Dog.

I insert wax sticks for use in sculpture.

You get a wax sculpture of Zeus, about to throw a wax pencil.

I insert a piece of chalk.