I give you: The single best Criken video to date, courtesy of Da Xing

I think Robots Rebel is possibly his best thing ever. It makes me die laughing every time. His stuff with The Ship is also gold.

Da Xing should be a professional voice actor.

Da Xing is amazing.
"Yah, my cock is nuclear weapon. I will bomb your mother."

As a consequence of watching that video myself and all my friends have bought that game.

that voice

I admit I did the same.
We should play together.

Or alternatively you can be CRUSHED BY THE MIGHT OF MY DASHING CREW.

I really like the duck-ugly duck thing they did in Saints Row, it's more or less what the game was about, jank en masse.

Heard this in a criken video, me gusta mucho

functional-ish Minecraft sword