You get 23.5 macs because they have the same monetary value.

I insert an ant.

You get an entire anteater.
I an entire bottle of coke.

You it back.

I drink the coke, then insert the empty bottle.

The bottle is returned to you full of oil. Which is strange, because vending machines have no oil.

I insert the book "A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper"

You get a newspaper. Headline? "Mathematician kills 2 dozen high school math teachers, self"

I insert a waffle.

You get a bottle of syrup. But no waffle ):

I insert data "mashles"

Out comes a potato and a bump.

I insert a bump.

You get a flat
I insert the nation of Scotland, which is where I just came back from.

You get some bagpipes, a kilt and so... many... hills... [yes i've been there].

I insert the lamentations of C.Nile.D.Mentia

You get the lamentations of D.Octor.
I insert my physics homework.

You get out blueprints for a physics engine... a real one. I wouldn't recommend building it though.

I insert predictive text.

You get a T9...000. Run. Run fast. Don't stop.


I insert 4 young turtles and a sewer dwelling rodent.

They all become addicted to caffeine and spend their days on the street corners turning tricks for Mountain Dew money.

I insert the innocence of children.

I devour it.
I insert that stupid apple bottom jeans song, guaranteed to wake me from even the deepest slumber with its stupidity.

You get the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song. [It's much better, a good swap.]

I insert the on/off switch to an invisible light bulb.