The new people stare in horror at the long and pointless exchange between darkdoom and Roast Veg.

I insert common sense.

One of my rogue ninjas takes it away.

I insert the greatest sportscar ever.

Data gets angry because his Malibu has been stolen again.

I paradoxically insert the vending machine into itself.

All is left is a slot, which falls to the ground. The vending machine processes itself in itself, and spits itself out as well as a black hole.

To avoid getting killed by the black hole, I jump into the vending machine slot.

The black hole inverts with the addition of strange new mod-mass, equivalent to antimatter, so that although CaveCricket perishes, all of his wonderful mods, and all of his not-so-good ones [if such things exist] claim some reality.

The vending machine is now just a coin slot. I frame it and hang it over my fireplace.

I invade your house and steal the coin slot machine.
I pull a slot machine lever out of thin air and insert it into the coin slot.


Somehow...

Wow that is impressive. Out pops infinite moneyz for your good work.

I gaze longingly at the coin slot, because I am afraid of Duh's skills... then I remember I got telekinesis from that nuclear waste dump I had been swimming in. I telepathically restore the vending machine to it's former glory and insert a cow.

You get some random cow blood, gibs, and milk?
I Insert ....

When you don't stare directly at Duhs avatar, doesn't it look like it's shaking? E: The circle one.

You don't get anything back, because you spend eternity putting in infinite money.
I insert said eternity.

Out come the purest candy ever known. In fact, it burns your hands to touch it.

I insert the shrivelled remains of Sakiskid's hands.

You get mummification bandages. They turn to dust in your hands.

I insert a normal, properly working clock, but with the face mirrored vertically (1 is on the left, 11 on the right).

The clock disappears and you are just left with a AA battery that has plus and minus round the wrong way.

I insert the sky.

You get ozone poisning and die.
I insert The Terrible Secret of Space.

You get the pusher robot and the shover robot, arguing over how to save you.
I insert a hunk of rock.

men in Black suits comes in out of no where and cuts the machine open extracts the knowledge and mysteriously disappears.

I insert a captured Man in Suit.