The clock disappears and you are just left with a AA battery that has plus and minus round the wrong way.

I insert the sky.

You get ozone poisning and die.
I insert The Terrible Secret of Space.

You get the pusher robot and the shover robot, arguing over how to save you.
I insert a hunk of rock.

men in Black suits comes in out of no where and cuts the machine open extracts the knowledge and mysteriously disappears.

I insert a captured Man in Suit.

wow your the first person who knows about that song ive ever seen/heard/saw talk in a forum.

you get a suit in a man.
I insert TORG!

You gain the title Storm Knight and a book allowing you to bend reality. You can rapidly heal yourself and no longer need health insurance! Briefly read the wiki on torg

I insert a Scott Pilgrim comic

You become a vegan.

I insert some pixel art.

The vending machine, being produced in Japan, gives you


I insert a freshly minted coin

Your inserter is chopped off.

I insert freshly squeezed lemon juice.

The vending machine throws freshly-unsqueezed lemons back at your face.

I insert TIGJam.

You get nothing, but I get the best game idea ever;
You play as Grif, chasing unicycling Data across the roofs of San Francisco.
Includes a bonus mid-game twist where Data rips off his shirt with his mahscles and Grif has to run.

I insert the above game idea.

You get a fanbase twice the size of drl.

I insert a tree.

You get log and sapling mini-blocks pouring out of the slot.

I insert an Iron Bucket of Lava and a Golden Apple.

Hot, molten applesauce pours out, simultaneously burnig and fully healing you.
I insert all of the levels. All of them.

You get a ticket to this: http://www.all-levels.com/

I insert a paper with the words, "Rule 34" written on it.