*cough*
Okaaaay then.
Just for the record, all of mine are true, whether or not you believe that
Anyway, here's a freakish story:
When I was about 6, I had a dream where a greenish ghoul was in the bathroom.
He took a pee.
He washed his hands.
He left.
He forgot to flush.
And of all the horrors, he smashed his hand through the wall, flushed, and then walked away.
I apparently woke up crying.
Oddly enough, I had the same dream at the age of 11... And woke up laughing.
I haven't had the dream for a long time now, but I'm curious if I would wake up dancing a jig or something.

Mine are all true too.

I was in the car, waiting for my mom to finish talking to a friend, when the car rolled down a hill. I drove it back up.

i had a dream that it was all just black space, nothing more

I had a dream that I ate my bed, then I ate my desk, then my room, then I went down to the store and ate everything there too. Then I ate my self untill there was nothing left of my body. Then I woke up.

Don't troll.

that's not trolling!

thanos was J/k-ing

J/k = just kidding

Shoot yourself. I was talking to TD.

i had a dream i was dating hannibal the cannibal.
what an interesting one that was.
he was nice to me...
but i didnt exactly like the brains on my salad.
I also accused him of cheating on me with Starling.. i was really pissed off.

I hadn't read that bit.

Calm down, your trollger counter is too sensitive.

...What do you mean you hadn't read that bit? You haven't posted since I posted that, unless...

I hadn't seen that when I read his post.

I had some dream that involved me driving my dad's truck, and I crashed it. I was so scared, because I thought I'd get in trouble. I hate it when you don't realize that it's only a dream, so you never do the crazy ♥♥♥♥ that you can do without consequence.

This was last night.

I was driving an orange motorcycle to Ocean City, MD for vacation, and my friend was driving an SUV with the luggage in it. All of a sudden, a car comes down the wrong side of the road and crashes into me. The bike turns into shrapnel and the car crumples and flips. Somehow I am thrown away, unhurt. A person gets out of the car, and his hand is all deformed and stuff. He says " Don't worry, it's a birth defect. Here is my card." And then he runs off into a forest on the side of the road.

So I get in the SUV, and we drive the rest of the way to Ocean City. When we get there, my friend drives up onto the sidewalk and runs over 2 pedestrians. " WTF are you doing?!?" I scream. He ignores me, and pulls into a grocery store parking lot. Suddenly, police appear all around, and drag my freind, wordless, out of the SUV. Then an officer pulls a stapler from his pants, handcuffs me, and proceeds to staple my T-shirt to the seat. Then they tow the car, with me in it, to an impound lot. I sit there for hours. Then I wake up.

ONE TIME I HAD A DREAM THAT PEOPLE DIDN'T MAKE UP FAKE DREAMS

I ONCE HAD A DREAM THIS PLACE HAD NO IDIOTS.

Seriously, dreams can be ANYTHING. It's just sound, pictures and sometimes feelings generated by your brain while you sleep.

Once I dreamed about the world turning into orange juice.
(True story, seriously, that was in my F'ed up period.)


Also-

The dream itself isn't the weird part, I can hardly remember the dream itself. But I was asleep and I felt something grip my shoulder, hard. I woke up and got really freaked out about it, it couldn't have been a trick because the door was shut and no-one could have possibly moved that fast. It couldn't have been myself gripping my shoulder in my sleep because I had my arms at my sides when I woke up (That was a bit strange..). At first, I thought about ghosts, but now I think it was just a trick of the brain: Like in another dream where a bomb went off in mid air and scattered heavy bits of metal around, and when one of them hit me it felt like a real bruise.