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 The Ultimate Battle 
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bears can run 50km/h so they are faster than clumsy gorillas and they are more agressive.So i go for the bear


Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:23 pm
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Gorillas are friggin' terrifying but I would have to go with the bear


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if the gorilla knew he had to fight, i think it would be pretty interesting....


Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:09 am
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It's interesting how there's a relatively even number of people voting for the two different sides.

I'm gonna say the Gorilla, but that's just on a whim


Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:20 am
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Ok here are the standings so far.

BEAR!: 14-15 Votes
Gorilla: 13-14 Votes [Couldn't tell who CC48 was voting for.]

And the Kodiak bear rips the Gorilla's head off.


Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:33 am
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Gorilla it is, then. Ingenuity and tool manipulation skills are rad. The Gorilla could like, stab the bear's chest open with a stick or something, and stick a beehive in it. And then punch the beehive and twist the bear's nipples. All the bear can do is paw n' ♥♥♥♥.


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Sure, if by 'paw' you mean 'slam into with the force of ten sledgehammers, only pointy'

and bite.
and slam.
and outrun.


Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:02 am
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Grif wrote:
and outrun.

Women and babies run.

Gorilla wins by ripping out the bear's innards.
2nd round.


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Contrary wrote:
Gorilla it is, then. Ingenuity and tool manipulation skills are rad. The Gorilla could like, stab the bear's chest open with a stick or something, and stick a beehive in it. And then punch the beehive and twist the bear's nipples. All the bear can do is paw n' ♥♥♥♥.


This literally requires that the bear be in a coma.

The Gorilla wont even be able to find a suitable stick before the bear splits his skull open.


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Gorillas because of Congo. Fk'n Stone paddles.

Also, it'll tear the bear's arms off and beat it with them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtYvQOZ ... re=related It broke the Leopard's spine by karate chopping it.


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Gorillas because of Congo. Fk'n Stone paddles.

Also, it'll tear the bear's arms off and beat it with them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtYvQOZ ... re=related It broke the Leopard's spine by karate chopping it.


Zalo that's like bringing up deadliest warrior in historical conversations


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You know, we should get those guys to simulate a bear on gorilla fight.


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The debate rages on, I see.


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I think claws would be more useful than hands in the natural fighting behavior of the animals, so I'm going with the bear.

If the gorilla made use of tools as well as a human might, it would probably have a better chance, but I'm guessing the gorilla would only grab and smash, while the bear smashes and slashes.


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So apparently a Gorilla can lift two tons.

This is a very interesting development.


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