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GISMO
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:18 pm Posts: 80 Location: FINLAND RULZ
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
bears can run 50km/h so they are faster than clumsy gorillas and they are more agressive.So i go for the bear
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:23 pm |
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Requisite
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:32 pm Posts: 211
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Gorillas are friggin' terrifying but I would have to go with the bear
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:18 pm |
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Coops
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:07 am Posts: 1545 Location: That small peaceful place called Hell.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
if the gorilla knew he had to fight, i think it would be pretty interesting....
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:09 am |
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alphagamer774
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am Posts: 1294 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
It's interesting how there's a relatively even number of people voting for the two different sides.
I'm gonna say the Gorilla, but that's just on a whim
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:20 am |
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dragonxp
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 3032 Location: Somewhere in the universe
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Ok here are the standings so far.
BEAR!: 14-15 Votes Gorilla: 13-14 Votes [Couldn't tell who CC48 was voting for.]
And the Kodiak bear rips the Gorilla's head off.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:33 am |
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Contrary
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:50 pm Posts: 2175 Location: Neverwhere
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Gorilla it is, then. Ingenuity and tool manipulation skills are rad. The Gorilla could like, stab the bear's chest open with a stick or something, and stick a beehive in it. And then punch the beehive and twist the bear's nipples. All the bear can do is paw n' ♥♥♥♥.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:48 am |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Sure, if by 'paw' you mean 'slam into with the force of ten sledgehammers, only pointy'
and bite. and slam. and outrun.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:02 am |
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Contrary
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:50 pm Posts: 2175 Location: Neverwhere
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Women and babies run. Gorilla wins by ripping out the bear's innards. 2nd round.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:10 am |
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alaifain
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:44 pm Posts: 230 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Contrary wrote: Gorilla it is, then. Ingenuity and tool manipulation skills are rad. The Gorilla could like, stab the bear's chest open with a stick or something, and stick a beehive in it. And then punch the beehive and twist the bear's nipples. All the bear can do is paw n' ♥♥♥♥. This literally requires that the bear be in a coma. The Gorilla wont even be able to find a suitable stick before the bear splits his skull open.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:48 am |
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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm Posts: 1496
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Gorillas because of Congo. Fk'n Stone paddles.Also, it'll tear the bear's arms off and beat it with them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtYvQOZ ... re=related It broke the Leopard's spine by karate chopping it.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:53 am |
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alaifain
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:44 pm Posts: 230 Location: Vancouver, BC
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
Zalo that's like bringing up deadliest warrior in historical conversations
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:05 am |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
You know, we should get those guys to simulate a bear on gorilla fight.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:11 am |
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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:41 pm |
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Azukki
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:44 pm Posts: 1916 Location: Flint Hills
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
I think claws would be more useful than hands in the natural fighting behavior of the animals, so I'm going with the bear.
If the gorilla made use of tools as well as a human might, it would probably have a better chance, but I'm guessing the gorilla would only grab and smash, while the bear smashes and slashes.
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:56 pm |
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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:52 pm |
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