Take a piece of bread, cut a hole in that ♥♥♥♥♥, crack an egg into it, and fry it up. Egg in a basket.

Which I don't like because egg yolks are gross unless beaten with egg whites.
And then also cooked until most people would call them overdone.
The thought that people eat eggs with most of the yolk still liquid makes me want vomit.
Less that the thought of chugging raw eggs, somehow.

French toast is good though, or regular toast and thoroughly cooked scrambled eggs.

make 30 eggs in a basket

poke hole in middle

Drain hot yolk into glass,

repeat for the other 29

cheers, enjoy.

Doesn't really work in text format.

Depends on my mood really, if I'm hungry I may go with just corn (really hungry),
but other wise: butter, a bit of salt, maybe some pepper or chives if I feel like more flavour.