Happy New-Year!

New-Years Resolution: Have more fun. (Not that I didn't have fun this year)

God I love New Years.
So last night I was going to go get some E and roll with some friends, but since I'm an idiot and didn't think to get it before tonight, everyone was dry, so that's sort of disappointing. But I made up for it with alcohol and a good ol' fashioned southern smack down! Necessary story:
There was a party at some campground that the owner was throwing, so a ♥♥♥♥ of people were there. I was hanging with my group from my home town, White Springs, when some kids from Lake City showed up. Now if you knew my area you would know this means trouble. The Springs is pretty rowdy but we keep it under wraps and keep the drama to as minimum as possible. Lake City does not. So the party just got louder. Eventually (and naturally), a fight broke out. Two girls from lake city were going at it over something, who the ♥♥♥♥ knows (cares) what. So there's a circle already formed by the time I get there, and I see this ♥♥♥♥♥ grabbing a bacardi bottle ready to start swinging, so I grab her arm and try to get the bottle from her. Apparently, her boyfriend thought I was beating on her or something and he ran over and ♥♥♥♥ punched me in the neck. Now, for sake of the readers who aren't from the South, hitting a man for no reason is a good way to get your ass beat. Jamie (huge blonde dude who is a pretty good friend of mine and always itching for a fight) saw what I was doing and saw the chick's boyfriend stick me in my neck and lets out this crazy Indian yell and jumps on the dude's boyfriend. By now, the bottle had fallen and shattered (nobody got cut by it that I know of, amazingly) so I let the girl go. So now I have to jump in and start beating on this dude or I'll look like a ♥♥♥♥♥, especially since Jamie was whaling on him. This, naturally, attracted the ire of the Lake City fools. So of course it turns into a ♥♥♥♥ brawl. Some dude grabs me by my neck from behind to pull me off the kid, and Clinton (an even bigger dude that Jamie. This ♥♥♥♥♥ is seriously terrifying) sticks him right in his jaw. He goes down, as getting hit by Clinton is like getting hit by a train. From there, it just turned into a blur, but I do remember pretty vividly Jamie holding some dude against a hood while I went to work on his face, and every time I hit him I could hear his head hit the hood. Eventually it broke up and they left, and I count White Springs as the victor.

O_o
Uh.
Okay.
Congratulations?

I don't think you fully appreciate how hardcore I am.

I miss the south.

Conglaturations!

That part pretty much killed it.


Alcohol and fireworks were pretty much the keywords for the night, but yeah happy new year.

I love the south.

You really don't understand sarcasm very well do you?
That aside it's a brawl, anything goes. No such thing as dirty fighting in a brawl.

Pssh, Brawl=

No items
Fox onl- *gets shot*.

Anyways, I hung out with some friends and we played MW2 and Diablo 2 and yeah. Not super exciting.

And now I easily divert that first statement to yourself.
Brawls are fun and dandy, unless innocent people are involved. Which happens. A lot.

Well obviously you don't just swing at people randomly. You only hit people who are also swinging.

2010's been boring so far.

Nice one. I only hope that whoevers face you were battering against a car deserved such a battering.

Well, he was already swinging at random people who were already swinging, so I would think someone like that would deserve their face being pounded into a car.