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I better get started, then.

Ermm...(insert witty comment)

Edit: WAIT, I'VE GOT ONE!

Do you wash your clothes with windex? 'Cus I can see myself in your pants.

Am I hilarious yet?

Ben i h8 to say it but, all i got from it was a grin.

Now this is funny:

Elmo: Tickle me!
Someone: Where you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Elmo: Tickle me!
Someone: ZOMG TELL ME WHERE!
Elmo: Tickle me!
Someone: .....
Elmo: you know, i was ignoring you the entire time, did you know we elmos are going to take over the world slowy? Eventually the world will be full of red puffballs so get used to it kid, and stop blowing us elmos up. Like really? You killed my cousin, the hokey pokey elmo. So i think maybe its time to lay off the insults and pissed off yells. Now you know.
Someone: *Blinks*
Elmo: Tickle me!
Someone: *goes into a fetal position and becomes mentally ill for the rest of his life.*

Well maybe not that funny, i guess. Actually never mind its NOT funny at all.

Looks like i lost 100 grif points, now i have -9383, i got to get better at this.

That was not funny. I'm taking away some of your internets as punishment.
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For the record, I found the OP funny, but not funny enough to post. The radio edit tag, and the resulting comic made me chuckle though.

Geti, that is the best copypasta I have ever seen. You win an Internet. I dunno what the exchange rate is to Grif points right now though, but I think it's pretty crap iirc.

god this topic went down the shitter

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