But if we have a gun, we won't have to get up from our chair to let the wench know she moves too slow.

There are uh some problems with your post. We will not be MANLY we will be DORFY. Also, vodka?! What dwarf drinks vodka?

I agree, we DO need vodka. Mystical Vodka of Treasure Finding. LEWTZ+VODKA=WINZZZZZ!

That's why I had dwarf in the brackets.
And the Vodka bit is a reference to CoD5 Zombie Mode.

Please try to keep stupidity like this out of the thread. Now then, I have just got back from a 6 hour flight and need sleep will type up handcannoner intro tomorrow unless others vote for a different class and win. As a heads up, you can die, the gun takes ♥♥♥♥ forever to reload, and the handgunner is suck in melee.

Then we had best make that first shot count.

Or hire mercenaries, or grab party members (only the comely female types of course).

I'm gonna vote for handcannoner. I was torn between it and exile, buuut I guess exile closes too many doors for us.


Fix'd.

Thanks hyper, that sounds about right.

(After doing more research on handgonnes the inventory has been changed. You no longer have wadding but have 20 matches)

Ah yes now your memories are coming back to you. You are one of the Mountainhomes' more important members. You are part of the mighty bulwark that has protected the Dwarven strongholds and fortresses against the villainous sieges of goblins, orcs, and ogres. Yes, high above in your turrets, you and your brothers rain down hell out of masterfully crafted fortifications while your axedwarf kin brutally slaughter the remaining foes. You were taught basic wrestling and use with your compact hand axe (essentially a knife), yet you wouldn't rely on those skills in a pinch.

After completing your term, you decide that there must be more to life outside these walls. After finding three like-minded dwarves; Alebeard Ironfist (Cleric of Armok), Urist Sharpbeard (Marksdwarf), and Axebeard Beardaxe (Axedwarf), you set out. You will make your name famous, all strongholds will know you. You, Gunbeard Beerbeard!

As you go further down the path away from home, you behold greens, reds and blues you could have never imagined. The world is a very big place! After a few hours of walking, your group realizes they have no clue where they are going or what they are trying to do...

>_

Find out where you are now that you've walked several hours away from home.

how much health do our party members have? I'm contemplating murdering axebeard in his sleep, and taking his axe.

Hm well see if there are any villages nearby, and if not, go to sleep for the night to get some rest.

Axebeard Beardaxe and Gunbeard Beerbeard.
2 full names, 4 counts of the word beard.

What about Alebeard Ironfist and Urist Sharpbeard. 4 names and 6 counts of beard