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Alenth Eneil
Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:34 am Posts: 2378
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Ask him if we would prefer government rations or a 12-ounce steak.
If that fails to turn him uncommunist, we might beed a better question.
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Aspasia
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 4:42 am Posts: 308 Location: The Peaceful Town of Hamlet
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Yes do it fastly. No wait. DON'T. GET OUT OF THE CANYON! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! GET OUT!
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:23 am |
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tosty
Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:45 am Posts: 324
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Ask him if you could led him a hand....(crikets chirp)
No but seriously. GTFO, then hid right next to the wall by the door and wait for him to come out. When he dose go hitman on him with the Lv. 12 wire of power, or knock his head of with the +8 wrench of pain.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:27 am |
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Foa
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 am Posts: 3966 Location: Canadida
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Damn, that zombie fast! He can walk as fast as you!!!
Hurry, get the monitor, and smash his face in, be careful there may be more, like you saw out the window!!!
OR
If he attacks hit the limb he's using with your wrench!!!
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:39 am |
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numgun
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
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Say hello to him : D
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:16 pm |
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B.U.N.M.O.
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:15 am Posts: 54 Location: Ground Control
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Pat him down for any useful items then stab him in the face while he's distracted.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Dauss
A HUMAN BRAIN, SAFELY INSULATED FROM THE TERRORS OF HYPERSPACE
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:54 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Somewhere beyond the endless sea of hyperspace, fighting for your right to call a planet home.
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numgun wrote: Say hello to him : D I like this idea. Too many people assume hostility upon the sight of a fleshless decomposing body. The world needs to love! Go up and give him a hug and ask him how his day was. Offer him some tea, or coffee if he prefers. Ask him to sit down, relax, have a chat, get some background into the decomposing culture. Geez, I'm ashamed of all you people. Learn to have some respect for different cultures.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:02 pm |
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C-tron
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:55 am Posts: 165
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Lord Tim wrote: Jump inside; fashion a battery from the congealed blood, ink from your pen, and the leftover wires; power up the rocket; and see what it has to say. He's not MacGyver
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:05 pm |
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Falcon X
Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 889 Location: Not Jewtown.
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Say hello, but keep your pen close, in case he's a salesman/zombie intent on killing you.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:12 pm |
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Krumbs
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Smash it's face in with your wrench!
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:17 pm |
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Jox =3
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:45 pm Posts: 545 Location: Underground... >_> ... <_< ... lurking ...
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Wield PEN, stab THING with PEN, win ROUND and 300 GOLD
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:39 pm |
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Gump919
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:44 pm Posts: 33 Location: Land of the vikings ]:O
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Dauss wrote: numgun wrote: Say hello to him : D I like this idea. Too many people assume hostility upon the sight of a fleshless decomposing body. The world needs to love! Go up and give him a hug and ask him how his day was. Offer him some tea, or coffee if he prefers. Ask him to sit down, relax, have a chat, get some background into the decomposing culture. Geez, I'm ashamed of all you people. Learn to have some respect for different cultures.Different cultures ?! xD it's a freakin' zombie! I say kick its leg off and make a run for it!
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:57 pm |
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REdFlameZero
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:37 pm Posts: 184 Location: Syuracuse, Ny
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Pull a Chuck Norres and kick his head of with your feet of fury!
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:44 pm |
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Daman
Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:22 am Posts: 1451
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You guys are a bunch of hooligans. That guy is bleeding, and looks severely injured! WHY WOULD YOU STAB HIM IN THE EYE D: You should ask him what happened, who did it, why. Psht, as if zombies existed. Even if they did they would be helpful as to knowing what happened.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:51 pm |
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Gump919
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:44 pm Posts: 33 Location: Land of the vikings ]:O
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Pst. as if this CYOA was real.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:54 pm |
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