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Ask him if we would prefer government rations or a 12-ounce steak.

If that fails to turn him uncommunist, we might beed a better question.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:07 am
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Yes do it fastly. No wait. DON'T. GET OUT OF THE CANYON! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! GET OUT!


Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:23 am
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Ask him if you could led him a hand....(crikets chirp)

No but seriously. GTFO, then hid right next to the wall by the door and wait for him to come out. When he dose go hitman on him with the Lv. 12 wire of power, or knock his head of with the +8 wrench of pain.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:27 am
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Damn, that zombie fast! He can walk as fast as you!!!

Hurry, get the monitor, and smash his face in, be careful there may be more, like you saw out the window!!!

OR

If he attacks hit the limb he's using with your wrench!!!


Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:39 am
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Say hello to him : D


Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:16 pm
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Pat him down for any useful items then stab him in the face while he's distracted.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:48 pm
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numgun wrote:
Say hello to him : D


I like this idea.

Too many people assume hostility upon the sight of a fleshless decomposing body. The world needs to love! Go up and give him a hug and ask him how his day was. Offer him some tea, or coffee if he prefers. Ask him to sit down, relax, have a chat, get some background into the decomposing culture.

Geez, I'm ashamed of all you people. Learn to have some respect for different cultures.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:02 pm
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Lord Tim wrote:
Jump inside; fashion a battery from the congealed blood, ink from your pen, and the leftover wires; power up the rocket; and see what it has to say.


He's not MacGyver


Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:05 pm
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Say hello, but keep your pen close, in case he's a salesman/zombie intent on killing you.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:12 pm
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Smash it's face in with your wrench!


Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:17 pm
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Wield PEN, stab THING with PEN, win ROUND and 300 GOLD


Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:39 pm
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Dauss wrote:
numgun wrote:
Say hello to him : D


I like this idea.

Too many people assume hostility upon the sight of a fleshless decomposing body. The world needs to love! Go up and give him a hug and ask him how his day was. Offer him some tea, or coffee if he prefers. Ask him to sit down, relax, have a chat, get some background into the decomposing culture.

Geez, I'm ashamed of all you people. Learn to have some respect for different cultures.


Different cultures ?! xD it's a freakin' zombie!

I say kick its leg off and make a run for it!


Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:57 pm
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Pull a Chuck Norres and kick his head of with your feet of fury!


Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:44 pm
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You guys are a bunch of hooligans. That guy is bleeding, and looks severely injured! WHY WOULD YOU STAB HIM IN THE EYE D: You should ask him what happened, who did it, why. Psht, as if zombies existed. Even if they did they would be helpful as to knowing what happened.


Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:51 pm
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Pst. as if this CYOA was real.


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