Am I the only freakin' one who looked on the second page of smilies?

no

i do believe that someone has the missiles = balloons cheat active.

MAH LEETLE KOHNEE MAH LITTLE KONEEE

http://hawxgame.uk.ubi.com/hawx2-mini-game.php
Hawx 2 8-bit.
its hard.

This is my SPC1000 (scrap parts computer 1000), let me guide you through.
Firstly, you see me turn on the psu, and some pretty lights come on.
Then, I jump the power pins and the fans start to spin.
The mobo display counts through each process up to 7F, which requires a keypress on the bios (but I don't have a keyboard and even if I did I don't have a screen to read what it says anyway).
Then I show you 'round all my scrap pieces I made it from, including my hard disk, my cd drive and my graphics card.
Not shown: me turning it off with the same headphone jack. It looks like the thing just dies but I did actually turn it off. also the psu is really dark and you can't really see me flick the power switch on it at the end, but you hear it.

Current specs:
Motherboard - Abit ap7 pro
Processor - Intel of unknown model
RAM - 2 sticks of unknown quantity, and 2 more sticks of yet more unknown quantity.
Graphics card - ATI Radeon X600
Hard disk drive - 40GB
Disk drive - ...yeah it's a disk drive.

At first, that seemed to be the notebook one. Then further research indicates that its either a notebook card, or a legacy device.

Probably both somehow.

[ew]
It's really wrong for me to be laughing right now
Anne Frank on ma ♥♥♥♥ cuz i look like Jeff Magnum

Warned for obscenity, first time infraction, do it again and get tempban. -Duh

*shrug*

I have no idea where it came from, but it doesn't look like it'd fit in anything other than a desktop.

Probably a legacy then. When did you get this machine?

It might be possible for us to guesstimate the other hard ware based on the graphics card's release date.