EVERYONE IS GETTING NINJA'D!!!
Anyways, you get misunderstanding.
I insert a ninja.
E: Well now Tomaster, that's not very fair.

The AI of the vending machine does not exist.

The personality of the ReArranged vending machine grows.
It consumes Sakiskid.

It doesn't like the taste of him, so it spits him back up. Sakiskid however, can never unsee the horrors he's seen inside a vending machine.
Slightly put off by the taste of human, the vending machine eats a small poodle.

While Sakiskid runs away from the vending machine, he realized something;
The Vending Machine has a life of it's own now, no more giving and receiving, there is a story to be told here.

The machine keeps ReArranging every metallic device in the neighborhood.
It's looking for gold!

The machine assimilates a computer from a nearby library. It has gained enough information to start heading towards Data's house mistaking it as the location of the intergalactic gold war

Material gold is not what this beast desires...

IT NEEDS XBOXXXXX LIIIIIIVE

It rumbles down streets, frantically searching for credit cards and street maps and horrifying everyone within sight of it. It also manages to cartoon-explode through a brick wall and is now inside somebody's expensive mansion.

It is Data's expensive mansion, and it wrecked clean through the wall. The Vending Machine gobbles up all of the gold under a pile of dirt next to the sofa, and rushes upstairs.

Oh my god. I peeked at this thread two days ago and things seem to have gone horribly wrong since then.

It goes upstairs, and since DaTa is over at the shooting range, it just trashes the place, and takes his xbox controllers, and gold account.

The SWAT arrive on a call of rampant mayhem.

The vending machine quickly absorbs the SWAT troopers and wields their weapons akimbo. One in each tentacle.


I demand fanart of the vending machine.

I don't think the vending machine has tentacles. I imagined this more like the Luggage from Discworld.

I love two flower's luggage (now rincewinds)