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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
You just didn't do that BigBomb.
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Mackerel
Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 1:30 am Posts: 2876 Location: Rent free in your head. Vacation in your ass.
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Re: The Lounge
You know who else, doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about these shows. .
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:01 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
Hah, used some classic jokes today:
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Qué? Me: TE LO EMBOQUÉ! Friend: *Facepalm*
And then I used another one:
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Si? Me: TE LO METÍ! Friend: *Facepalm*
Another alternative sometimes I use:
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Dime? Me: TU VIEJA ME GIME! Friend: *Facepalm*
An older one, but not as classic:
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Que pasa? Me: LA QUE TE TRASPASA! Friend: *Facepalm*
One that doesn't rhyme much, but it's just as good:
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Ah? Me: POR ATRÁS! Friend: *Facepalm*
Ah, good moments.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:04 am |
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Kettenkrad
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:51 am Posts: 1198 Location: Sydney
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Re: The Lounge
I can't speak Spanish :\ Shocking twist: Or German...
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:05 am |
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Asklar
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Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
Ich bin aine hunte. I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?
Hm.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:14 am |
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TorrentHKU
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Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: The Lounge
Still don't get the jokes.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:15 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: The Lounge
Foreign language time! Ich habe eine kegelkugel in meiner lederhosen.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:30 am |
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maart3n
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:04 pm Posts: 1545
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Re: The Lounge
Asklar wrote: Ich bin aine hunte. I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?
Hm. Neither, it's: Ich bin eine hunde. Also, Ik ben geen hond. no soy un perro. je ne suis pas un [dog]. (♥♥♥♥ French) @Asklar, I'm either not as good at Spanish as I think, or that isn't pure Spanish.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:50 pm |
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dabensta
Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:29 pm Posts: 73
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Re: The Lounge
Asklar wrote: Ich bin aine hunte. I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?
Hm. Well, Asklar, that means nothing. Phonetically, it sounds like; Ich bin eine Ente, which means "I am a Duck". Although, like you said, it does sound quite similar to "Ich bin ein Hund", which means I am a dog. Also, grats on the cannonball in your lederhose, Natti. EDIT: I meant bowling ball.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:30 pm |
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Mackerel
Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 1:30 am Posts: 2876 Location: Rent free in your head. Vacation in your ass.
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Re: The Lounge
Asklar wrote: Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Qué? Me: TE LO EMBOQUÉ! Friend: *Facepalm*
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Que pasa? Me: LA QUE TE TRASPASA! Friend: *Facepalm*
Me: Oye huevón! Friend: Ah? Me: POR ATRÁS! Friend: *Facepalm*
Ah, good moments. Asklar, I. . I don't think. . What I'm trying to say is. .
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:10 pm |
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CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:30 pm |
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Asklar
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Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
maart3n wrote: @Asklar, I'm either not as good at Spanish as I think, or that isn't pure Spanish. Well, it's not spanish as spain-spanish. It's latin spanish, using some slangs and other stuff. Well, the joke in there is basically some sexual references and rhymes.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:06 pm |
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Miggles
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Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: The Lounge
Hey Asklar You realize Not everyone can speak Spanish, Latin-ey or otherwise. >:C
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:23 pm |
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TorrentHKU
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Re: The Lounge
Asklar wrote: Well, the joke in there is basically some sexual references and rhymes. Nah, the joke is that no less than half of us won't get it, and whoever does get it gets to laugh at whoever doesn't. I am not one of the laughing people.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:37 pm |
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Asklar
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Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge
Ok Miggles, I'll try to translate the easiest of the jokes to english, but it won't be as funny or make much sense.
Me: Hey dude! (Oye huevón?) Friend: What? (Qué?) Me: Holed you that! (Te lo emboqué) Friend: *Profunda sensación de vergüenza ajena*
And HK, I didn't get what you meant.
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:41 pm |
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