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You just didn't do that BigBomb.


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Hah, used some classic jokes today:

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Qué?
Me: TE LO EMBOQUÉ!
Friend: *Facepalm*

And then I used another one:

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Si?
Me: TE LO METÍ!
Friend: *Facepalm*

Another alternative sometimes I use:

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Dime?
Me: TU VIEJA ME GIME!
Friend: *Facepalm*

An older one, but not as classic:

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Que pasa?
Me: LA QUE TE TRASPASA!
Friend: *Facepalm*

One that doesn't rhyme much, but it's just as good:

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Ah?
Me: POR ATRÁS!
Friend: *Facepalm*

Ah, good moments.


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I can't speak Spanish :\
Shocking twist: Or German...


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Ich bin aine hunte.
I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?

Hm.


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Still don't get the jokes.


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Foreign language time!
Ich habe eine kegelkugel in meiner lederhosen.


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Asklar wrote:
Ich bin aine hunte.
I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?

Hm.

Neither, it's: Ich bin eine hunde.

Also,
Ik ben geen hond.
no soy un perro.
je ne suis pas un [dog]. (♥♥♥♥ French)

@Asklar, I'm either not as good at Spanish as I think, or that isn't pure Spanish.


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Asklar wrote:
Ich bin aine hunte.
I'm 99% sure that I wrote it wrong, but it means "I'm a dog". Or was it "I'm a duck"?

Hm.

Well, Asklar, that means nothing. Phonetically, it sounds like; Ich bin eine Ente, which means "I am a Duck". Although, like you said, it does sound quite similar to "Ich bin ein Hund", which means I am a dog.

Also, grats on the cannonball in your lederhose, Natti.

EDIT: I meant bowling ball.


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Asklar wrote:
Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Qué?
Me: TE LO EMBOQUÉ!
Friend: *Facepalm*

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Que pasa?
Me: LA QUE TE TRASPASA!
Friend: *Facepalm*

Me: Oye huevón!
Friend: Ah?
Me: POR ATRÁS!
Friend: *Facepalm*

Ah, good moments.

Asklar, I. . I don't think. . What I'm trying to say is. .


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@Asklar, I'm either not as good at Spanish as I think, or that isn't pure Spanish.


Well, it's not spanish as spain-spanish. It's latin spanish, using some slangs and other stuff.

Well, the joke in there is basically some sexual references and rhymes.


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Hey Asklar
You realize
Not everyone can speak Spanish, Latin-ey or otherwise.
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Asklar wrote:
Well, the joke in there is basically some sexual references and rhymes.
Nah, the joke is that no less than half of us won't get it, and whoever does get it gets to laugh at whoever doesn't.
I am not one of the laughing people.


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Ok Miggles, I'll try to translate the easiest of the jokes to english, but it won't be as funny or make much sense.

Me: Hey dude! (Oye huevón?)
Friend: What? (Qué?)
Me: Holed you that! (Te lo emboqué)
Friend: *Profunda sensación de vergüenza ajena*

And HK, I didn't get what you meant.


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