IT WAS INDEED A GOOD MOVE FROM BLASTKARP

@Joseh: biower pls nerf blastkarp

@Natti: BLASTKARP IS ALWAYS ANGRY up until he succeeds at destroying all terrestrials. If that were to happen, he might make happy eyebro's!!

also THE SEQUEL AGAIN

Day 58: FIZZIKZ

THANK YOU NEWTON

that is one dense baguette

My oh my I must art stuff.

MUST

MUSTH IS SOMETHING MALE ELEPHANTS DO

@Mingebag7: That would also explain why BLASTKARP got such a bump on the noggin after being whacked by it. :U

also NOW IT'S TIME FOR TOPHATSAURUS TO MAKE HIS MOVE

Day 59: OH CRAP

HMM

I hope for hawt steamy dinosar/fish makeouts.

Dat canon dead body

BRO HEADBUTT OF TRUCE

ALMOST CORRECT

@Mackerel: wot dead body

@Duh: I'm afraid you'll be sorely disappointed, my good sir!

Day 60: MAXIMUM HEADACHE

unless hawt steamy dinosaur/fish makeouts exclusively involve crashing headfirst into your partner in crime with such force that spacetime cracks in the vicinity

NOOO! NOT THE HAT!

NOOO! NOT THE EYEBROWS!

don't worry the hat is elastic enough to right itself up

don't worry the eyebro's are fixed to BLASTKARPs head via space-time entangelment

also hey look

Day 61: OBSERVATION

KING HAMSTONE GENERALLY APPROVES

I hate it when you're eating a ham and you get to the stone in the middle.

Why are there 2 flying eyes and a Stone made from Ham?

Shook, make a wiki page for curious people (:

THAT IS AN INTRIGUING PROPOSITION ACTUALLY

Until then, here's some info for the uninformed:

- White pair of flying eyes: Gawd. The original god (myself not included) of the comic universe. Mostly a nice dude, but is prone to doing things for the lulz, which may/may not be extremely dangerous for any involved stickmen. Generally accepts KING HAMSTONE's antics, on the basis of KING HAMSTONE being a pretty rad dude.

- Black pair of flying eyes: Gord. A god from the alternate reality. Pretty much identical to Gawd in personality and power, but has an inverted colour scheme (and does not know of Hamstone, which is why he's rolling his eyes in the latest comic). The reasoning for this being that Gawd's own personality is, on the whole, extremely neutral, and there's no real anti-thesis (as in good vs evil) to neutrality. Also it wouldn't make sense to make a powerless god.

- Round stone with sunglasses and gratuitous ham: KING HAMSTONE. His name stems from the fact that he's a large ham (and also a king as of the second comic he was featured in), and not because he's made of literal ham, since he's actually made of HARDCORE GRANITE. Tophatsaurus might see him in a negative light, given how it was his ass that killed most dinosaurs during atmospheric re-entry.

@Roast Veg: man what kind of weird hams are you even eating

edit: also no comic today because of lacking mojo but here's the beginning of a platewerm to compensate