Last night just cooked up a raw batch of Israeli Backwash jenk, a little dirty but gets the job done.
Anyone else here make any jenk?

While this is quite hilarious, I'll ask you to refrain from this stupid ♥♥♥♥.

Ophanim, have you seen/heard of the Helix?

http://helixpipe.com/

I'll be looking around for it this next weekend once I get some cash.

Yeah, it was on Weeds in Season 5, I recognized it immediately. I'm sort of a drug scholar.
Anyway it appears to be a nice pipe, I would buy it if it were sub-50 USD.

My birthday is this next friday, so I'm expecting a large amount of cash. And since I'll be 18, not only will I be able to buy the thing, I'll also be getting a large amount of cash. A large amount of cash I will be spending very very fast...

I love the way it spins around inside. And how it has the 3 different attachment things.

*EDIT*
What do you know about the price on it? I've seen a lot of different numbers around the web.

Absolutely nothing, I looked for it for a while, can't find it.

Wouldn't it be better to save the money so in a few years you could buy a couple helix tubes instead of just one, or one helix tube and some pot?

Ah, but what I didn't include is that post is that I will be buying some pot.
Why the hell wouldn't I?

Why would you buy more than one helix tube?

In the case that you drop one and your glass twisty straw breaks? Or to share it with a buddy?

Whitty: But you could buy more. (Kids these days, they know nothing about saving money...)

Yeah MLC, why would you buy two?

Things bought with your own money are much more carefully handled than ones that are gifted to you...
Even if the money is gifted.

But uh yeah I'll stick the couple $100 in the bank and wait 10 years so I can have $110. Cuz you know, people do that.

Actually, with a 0.3 APR you'd have $134.40 at the end of ten years. It's a bigger difference when you have more money though, which saving now will help you towards.
And yes, people DO do that.

(I'm not entirely sure what your average interest rate would be with a bank though.)

Bank interest is ♥♥♥♥, put money in CDs, but a few hundred bucks isn't ♥♥♥♥. I make like 140 a week doing almost nothing on minimum wage. But this isn't CMLC pretending he's older and lecturing people, this is drugs 101. Quit ♥♥♥♥ around.

lol, well said.

What's the next 'lesson'?

Yeah, I've been waiting for your report on hallucinogenics. I am interested in what it feels like, and what fun stories you can tell.