Well, you never know.
You never know.

All I know is that ♥♥♥♥ better not be used during the end of the world.
That'd be horrible. Just, just awful.

What?

BigBomb plans to rape women right before the world ends.

I'm gonna be smart and get the little girls.

If I was a chick I'd totally just wear one and go hang out in Surrey.

"Oh my no one knows where I am and oh whoops I accidentally dropped my hat better bend over"

And then when they go to rape me they get spikes on their ♥♥♥♥ and I'll lol.

Cave, what was that #lhb quote again?

But what if one rapist is snagged and another comes along afterwards?

Oh ♥♥♥♥. :/ Uh I guess I'll carry extra and try to slip it in when no ones looking.

Or maybe I'll layer them like a danger for clowns Russian doll.

What if you finger them first to check for it, then just pull it out?

So let's change this subject.

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I am a very busy man.

pfft, sothe, the ideal way would be to carry around a rapist's pussy-trap-checker aka the common dildo with you at all times.

Nice try, nice try...


MLP intro now about 20% more gangsta:

Campus safety is apparently looking for someone named Rob on my floor. Dunno why.

Probably raped someone.

@Urch that's a great idea! I wonder if there's a market for that.

Rob; Robbery, Theft, Stealing